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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖

@jurassicliz.com

DC. Nerd. Human Trash Panda. Marketing & Content Designer. #ActuallyAutistic #ADHD
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Today’s edition of: “Only the top advertisers on Twitter!“ Custom WHAT now?!
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Our fall Out Boy seats are excellent and I’m so excited! I’ve waited 20 years for this!
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Woke up with a migraine on Fall Out Boy day. 😭😭 Took 2 aspirin, 2 Tylenol, 4 ibuprofen, and a concerta for good measure. It’s in the gods hands now.
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Oppenheimer is a movie full of guys that are from another thing I’ve seen but don’t know their names.
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Seeing Fall Out Boy on Wednesday and this is what the youth has reported to me as the thing to do now for concerts!
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“what that aorta do” “Brutus i’ve told you before, that is an extremely weird thing to say to someone”
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Happy Ides of March to all who celebrate!
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For the past week I’ve been putting my phone down and reading for 2-3 hours before bed instead of scrolling on apps and I regret to inform everyone that it has actually helped me sleep more. This has been a devastating development to my ADHD/PDA brain. Thoughts and prayers requested.
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Only the best advertisers on Twitter 😂😂😂
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Day 2 and this is my new Roman Empire
DashCon 2.0 This is my favorite thing to happen this year.
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DashCon 2.0 This is my favorite thing to happen this year.
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Help. It’s The Crows Have Eyes 3: The Crowening!
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My husband got our dog goggles for the car and omg…
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LEAVE THE EGGS ALONE DO NOT TOUCH THE EGGS
This is probably fine
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Welcome to Bluesky where you'll find accurate information about public health, a thriving furry community, and unlimited shit-posts. You are home.
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My favorite Twitter discourse today is people being mad that Netflix turned Alexander the Great gay. You know. The known Greek heterosexual. 😂
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They opened the floodgates and I never got posters madness! Is there some kind of award?
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Hey past and/or future me… uh what the fuck? Why is this event on my calendar for time travel?! To the Lincoln Theater in DC?!!!
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I wonder how many school lunches this would cover or student loans it could forgive.
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HI DISNEY WHY IS FLYNN RIDER 26 YEARS OLD IN TANGLED ?!! WHEN REPUNZEL IS JUST TURNING 18?!!! I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS
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I’m not going to make it until next weeks Percy Jackson Ahhhhhhh
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I'm having some Really Big Emotions about the most recent episode of Percy Jackson What an amazing episode 😭❤️
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Not gonna lie, I'm slightly stressed out about tomorrow's Percy Jackson episode 7. Not that I'm not looking forward to it, but it being the penultimate episode, I'm torn between "Yay, new episode! 🤩" and "It's almost over! 😱" I just don't want it to end. #PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians #PercyJackson
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I am genuinely concerned about the lack of knowledge people seem to have about the constitution and how the three branches of government work that I am consistently seeing more and more increasingly online with under 25s.
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It was murder… yeah…
You guys are never going to guess what happened at Blood Mountain, Georgia.
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You guys are never going to guess what happened at Blood Mountain, Georgia.
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Just got a Twitter ad for a book about a serial killing conservative who kidnaps woke college professors and debates them to death I’d rather they just put me out of my misery tbh…
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Someone tell @faineg.bsky.social that a new Big Naturals just dropped.