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This is probably fine

Put that thing back where you found it or so help me

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It is; they were flatworms. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

All right, your ominous click-bait title workedfreethoughtblogs.com I clicked on 4 Black Eggs Have Surfaced From the Dark Heart of the Ocean—With Alien Creatures Inside. How could I not? Fortunately, it was a truthful title. An ROV dived 6200 meters beneath the Pac�...

huh, weird that i can't find out which ROV it was. support vessel was R/V Hakuho-Maru (articles misreport it as the ROV) only one i see on JAMSTEC's register that's rated that deep is the KAIKO. cool finding, either way!

heres the cruise report for anyone who can read japanese or has the time to put it through google translate www.jamstec.go.jp/datadoi/doi/...

JAMSTEC Data DOIwww.jamstec.go.jp

Now THAT is how you write science click bait. Excellent work.

Honestly thrilled for them

It's their turn.

ugh this again

ah so that’s where i left them 😜

take a sip

Scrambled abyss eggs are delicious with sarcophagus juice!

I do not like black eggs and Ham,

They pollute my soul, oh Sam I am I do not like them in a tub Or in a cab with Beezlebub! I do not want them with a sloth, Or out for brunch with Astaroth! I don't like Hadal eggs with garlic, I will not eat those eggs with Moloch!

Well, that's not ominous in the least.

Phoenix Point players, this is your time

What could possibly go wrong?

No, this is good! This is how you make the void mayonnaise so the goblin leaves the witch's swap.

Should have left the crab with the purple orb alone, now vengeance comes. 😂😬 bsky.app/profile/risu...

I am once again pondering about the crab's purple orb

So swim in a pool next to them an see if they reverse aging, got it.

Alien eggs only hatch murder.

I'd be surprised if strange unknown creatures didn't emerge from the depths of the seas like, every single day.

@hyvemynd.bsky.social is this how we become xenomorphs?

Only if the scientists examining these eggs are as dumb as the ones in PROMETHEUS.

Should be k

I guess PM got bought by vulture capital, too. I'm thinking I should make a list.

...if I know anything about alien reports, then Avi Loeb must surely have had something to do with this 😅 (haven't actually checked if he did, in this case)

Just…leave them there…I’m well versed on how badly this can go.

If they are here to be pallbearers for TFG they're gonna need more than 4. Unless what's inside those eggs are twins or triplets.

*bored hipster* "Anybody who knows anything about flatworms knows that this is classic flatworm behavior."

Came here for the cthulhu posts and didn't find a single one. I am experiencing great disappointment.

So you're saying it's time for brunch? 🍳

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