Kashana: Retail worker: if I fold the shirts wrong, I get fired. Alito: sometimes Clarence and I meet up in the break room to share a scone and a desire to overthrow the United States government.

Retail worker: if I fold the shirts wrong, I get fired. Alito: sometimes Clarence and I meet up in the break room to share a scone and a desire to overthrow the United States government.

wives, right?

sometimes they won’t shut up about mowing the lawn, sometimes it’s all “did you enable treason today, honey?” like, I’m treasoning as hard as I can, sweetheart, let a man relax in his gifted RV every now and then

[rimshot]

anytime someone uses justice Thomas's full government name:

Jesus, I just realized the shear magnitude of the number of Borat "My wife" impressions these guys must do to each other.

I know this isn’t the takeaway, but a scone sounds so damn good right now.

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I was just thinking about this today. Like I’m out here NOT DOING SO MUCH and these motherfuckers are spitting on their neighbors

“I just can’t ~wait~ for the bombs we’re going to drop before summer break.”

Alito: Clarence always says the scones are so dry that it's criminal, and we laugh and laugh.

but have you seen Alito's adequately folded laundry?

Alitos wife fires every help who's laundry folding isn't up to her high standards

And then reports them to immigration.

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Clarence Thomas understands retail. He sells rulings.

While laughing at us citizens who mistakenly believe that we're driving the bus.

oop.😂

🤣👍🙏, but is it true?

It ain't just Thomas.

For real!

Why does Handmaid tale cone to mind?

The break room? Hell no! They’re on a yacht or a tricked out RV financed by corrupt billionaires.

The more power you have the less accountability you have. That seems like it could come with downsides.

Fawning NY Times Magazine profiles follow.

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