Kathryn Tewson: sweetie I have seen some of the people who are lawyers. if they can do it, you can do it.

shailene woodley really said "mamma mia, i am-a-da moth-er o-da fuh-rah-ri boy!" and michael mann said "yup that's the take that's the one we're using great work"

letterboxd.com/katherinetea...

Review of ‘Ferrari’ (2023) ★★letterboxd.com the key takeaway from this film is that transgender is NOT like ferrari because this movie kinda sucks. the film aims to balance the on-track race of the 1957 mille miglia with off-track domestic…

@juicysteak117.gay; if you have reviewed Detective Pikachu PLEASE link it, and if you haven’t please do, because I am dying to know your take on my first movie.

on your first- wait you produced that film????????

See my banner photo.

I need all your feedback as I continue to workshop Himbo Heist.

i'm not familiar at all with himbo heist but i'll give detective pikachu a watch. i will warn you that i generally do not like ryan reynolds though

Wait. In my headcanon you're the person with whom I was spitballing Himbo Heist the last time I talked about it. A heist movie but all the gang are physically giant himbos. Alan Ritchson, Chris Hemsworth, John Cena, Dave Bautista, etc. Their leader is Kristen Chenoweth.

Please excuse me just wandering into your exchange, I just wanted to share that this genuinely makes me believe your declared identity more, and less, simultaneously. I look forward to seeing what this becomes, within budgetary constraints....

I can vouch. He is who he says he is….

well i vouch that he's NOT who he says he is. what now??

This is bringing back fond memories of one of the stupidest moments I had on Twitter, when some rando kept telling me to “prove” that I made the movie and the only “proof” he would accept was photos of me posing with the cast like you get at a fucking con.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO no fucking way

This is how I can prove I know those lawyers from the Time article:

Yeah, it happened again. @goobermunch.bsky.social

i don't know what time article you mean but it's been proven

That was Times article before my phone helped…. There was a thing in the NYT about our practice group last weekend….

oh neat

yeah akiva basically assembled a shitposter law team, which is a real thing i actually said

wHAT

yeah i'm really not exaggerating, kathryn essentially posted her way into the entire field

WHAT. maybe i really could be a lawyer...

sweetie I have seen some of the people who are lawyers. if they can do it, you can do it.

Hey!

Sir. Have you not also seen Steven Biss, Sidney Powell, Alina Habba, Nick Rekieta, Ty Beard, that criminal defense attorney who was trying to fuck with Debbie the other day, etc?

this is the shittiest justice league reboot yet

League of mediocre villains.

we need better enemies!

Tonight is just a night for evergreen moods.

This is the Justice League/Phoenix Wright crossover I've been craving.

If only we knew people in the video game industry….

Phoenix Wrong

Literally named my clan in an online game League of Extraordinary Nerds, and willing to discuss licensing it to KUSK or another firm. Hoping for a bidding war, in fact.

Bro, bro. I gotchu, bro. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqQf...

Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Phoenix Wrightwww.youtube.com Phoenix Wright brings his legal expertise to "Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3"!

“Mediocre” would aspirational.

i have no interest in being a lawyer and no training in it and i would still be a better lawyer than those folks.

you didn't *have* to raise your hand, thomas

She put me on blast in front of everyone! I was surprised. That’s all.

Can absolutely confirm.

very much appreciated

You ever have questions, hit up anyone from our team.

ty ty. might take you up on that at some point. i'll look into doing a practice lsat just to see if it's something that i'm interested in at All first. this very well could be a case of me being a nerd about everything rather than something i'd really like to pursue, but it's tricky

I had surgery performed by a classmate from HS. Never again will I trust that the doctor is the smartest person in the room.

oh i'm trans. i regard most doctors with disdain and derision. it's usually not unfounded.

Credit where due, he did a great job with the surgery. But I remember hs.

^basically verbatim me to everyone who doubts their ability to succeed in this supposed profession

it's less that i doubt my abilities, and more that i doubt my ability to pay for law school and desire to do years of law school lmaoooo

Yeah, that's a separate issue. I've seen your analytical skills, you're qualified.

math and philosophy undergrad with a minor in arguing on the internet for half my life! i've got practice

Ok, that's... yeah, that's perfect. Katie, I have to ask, have you ever seen - no, not Legally Blonde, though that's good, have you ever seen/reviewed My Cousin Vinnie?

i watched it ages ago so i don't have a real review but yes and it's great: letterboxd.com/katherinetea...

Review of ‘My Cousin Vinny’ (1992) ★★★★★letterboxd.com full disclosure: this movie is realistically only 3 stars, but marisa tomei alone is worth an entire star. everything about her in this movie had me honking like a goose in an evening summer breeze.…

Yeah, don’t do it unless you (a) want to practice small law for your life, or (b) get into a T4 and from there either biglaw or clerkships, and not practice law so much as navigate the networks of power the rest of your life. I know so many lawyers: most are still in debt, and few are truly happy.

i think it's cooler when we encourage people in things tho

i agree but i don't terribly mind concern over it. i'd be a liar if i said there weren't plenty of reasons why i'm not actively doing it now

i have many friends who went to law school and none of them recommend it tbh tho one of them became the librarian at their law school library, so thats pretty cool

Sure, and if it is your passion go for it. But I don't think fair warnings about a profession that is over romanticized in popular culture is a bad thing. Most people think lawyers are all rich fat cats, and the bi-modal salary distribution isn't well known. www.nalp.org/salarydistrib

NALP Research: Compare NALP's bimodal salary curve over several yearswww.nalp.org Compare NALP's bimodal salary curve over several years

well don't worry because this is largely jokes since i'm already chilling

man stop lecturing me

This comes to mind...

Don't Be A Lawyer - feat. Burl Moseley - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"youtu.be Buy the season 4 album here: https://lnk.to/ceg4Don't Be A LawyerStarring Burl Moseley, Clark MooreWritten by Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, & Adam SchlesingerJi...

I had a job in a support role to a profession that I eventually entered. my exposure to some of those folks cemented my opinion that if they could do it I would have no problem graduating from the program

Reminder: Rudy Giuliani was a lawyer and passed the bar.

There are just so many jokes jumping up out if that comment...

At least 9-11 of them

Owwww. I'll take comfort in the fact you don't know me. #Phew 😂😂😂

Oh, like you have never watched someone just absolutely fuck it up sideways in open court and been like "welp at least I'm not THAT guy"

me at the tcpa hearing after chupp full-facepalmed

Oh, I duck like I'mgonna be hit next. 😂😂😂

words of wisdom right there

I literally watched a defense lawyer close a DUI case with “also the LAPD are biased against my client because he was arrested and none of his passengers were.” Client was the driver. A solid 80% of this site could do better. Folks should go for it if they want & the debt is manageable.

OH MY GOD

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