Joe Stanley

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Recovering product manager. RVA. Loves include waffles, wordplay, and worker’s rights. He/Him.

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in 2013 I saw a man get a 100,000 hour probation on the SomethingAwful forums and today I saw him come off probation and immediately pick up the same argument, quoting a reply from 2013, absolute next-level hater, I can't even imagine, my man is the Count of Monte Posters

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the civility police academy just got one million new applicants, and they're all the most irritating people you know

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this website has “the juice” but unfortunately it’s the juice they found in that sarcophagus in 2018

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I’m sorry fuck the shining Shelly Duvall was a god damn icon and literally the peak of style

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Do not go gentle into that good night

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Fallout 2 (1998)

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terms like "tech scion" and "mogul" obscure the fact he's a nepo baby who got $6 billion from daddy to consummate a pointless merger that will cost thousands of people their jobs

A Diminished Hollywood Welcomes a New Mogulwww.nytimes.com David Ellison is poised to soon run Paramount Pictures, among other entertainment assets. But what does that mean in a fractured cultural landscape?

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Hey hey #PortfolioDay I’m André - a visual artist and creative director reimagining Marge Simpson as a sword-wielding assassin cutting a blood soaked path of vengeance through the streets of Springjuku

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Of course thats your contention. Youre a 1st year programmer. You just got finished writin some REST backend, node.js probably. Youre gonna be convinced of that til next month you get to Rob Pike and then youre gonna be talkin about goroutines and message passing and how concurrency isnt parallelism

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the problem is that hard problems are hard to solve so instead everyone makes up easy problems to solve

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Solve your housing affordability crisis with this one weird trick

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Even a tepid choice can be a momentous change when the alternative is evil

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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

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Apparently the government of the Yucatán recently erected a Poseidon statue on one of their major beaches. It’s a very heavily Mayan area, where people still pray to Chaac, the god of rainfall. They’re now being slammed with 3 hurricanes and significant flooding, leading to memes like this

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"Expand the court" has gone from radical solution to the most exceptionally moderate option on the table.

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Mike's Hard Problem of Consciousness

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects

Darktide with the Vampire.

The Great Hades Bake-Off I would bet money this already exists on AO3.

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Can't get over how much an asshole Roberts sounds like here

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oh sorry I can't watch the debate with you tonight I've decided to start making good choices

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The god of possibility has died

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oh my god there's a chinese knockoff of the cybertruck and somehow the cybertruck looks like a cheap knockoff of it www.carscoops.com/2024/05/dong...

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The Cambridgeshire branch of the Ever Given Reenactment Society is at it again.

Cargo ship has grounded in the River Nene, Cambridgeshirewww.bbc.co.uk

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Reminder that Aaron Swartz was facing 35 years in prison and financial devastation for trying to programmatically download and open the contents of JSTOR, which led to him taking his own life. But OpenAI is going to scrape all of academia and make billions by plagiarizing it.

New version of chatbot reaches level of function where it responds to all queries by making a little twisty-wrist gesture with pinched fingers and saying “But isn’t it more *complicated* than that?”

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Those Whose Legal Residences Are in Omelas, For Tax Purposes

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the man from UNCLE? why don't you just say cousin

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Officer: Ma'am are you driving under the influence? My manipulative vizier in the passenger seat: (Whispering to me) This man seeks to ruin you, my liege. He envies your power. Do away with him, lest you lose all you have achieved! Me: No sir 🙂

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the vibes are very off tonight. something is coming i can feel it in my bones