Million dollar idea: instead of going on dates with real people, I create two alter egos (named Pamela Obscura and Rick Different) and use them to piña colada song myself
I have a really bad headache, so I’m following traditional methods of pain management - watching a review/buyers guide of drum machines on YouTube hosted by an Australian guy called Dr. Honeysmack
Idea: what if human mothers could choose to have a litter rather than one baby? I don’t mean standard multiple births, more of a cake batter into a muffin tin situation. Six mini-babies with equal mass to one regular one. Just an idea!!!
Songs I specifically remember downloading on Napster:
-Popular by Nada Surf
-Ruby SoHo by Rancid
-Rock and Roll McDonald’s by Wesley Willis
-Blister in the Sun by Violent Femmes
My mom would get on my dad’s case for not using blinkers when changing lanes while driving and he would say it was okay because he’s “got his fingers on the pulse of the road”
what are your own personal "we're not trying to air condition the whole outside"-isms. Mine are saying that hot sauce has lots of vitamin C and that barely cooled beers are OK to drink because they are "cask temp"
I moved to Oregon and now since I go on walks that look like this almost every day I don’t think of good posts anymore. I did however open the IMDb app the other day and type “imdb” into the search bar
I invented the diarrhea strip, where you "Dip the Strip" in the toilet water after a bowel movement, before flushing. And if the diarrhea strip turns brown, it was diarrhea
What makes anything interesting, music, art, writing... is freaks. The weirdest people on the scene. NFTs, crypto, blockchain fabulists, that scene top to bottom is the dullest, most square, lecture-you-about-markets dudes on earth. Not just not-queer but not-weird in any way at all. Paste.
