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huge Poseur, giant Duche bag. only ideots 18+
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the colors would kinda go to be fair
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most of the smartest stuff I've done was completely on accident
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it's self contained and a great workout...
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we've created a world of philistines
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damn that was like the coolest first gift anyone could ever give lol hell yeah
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oh shit is that the shiny? and do they have it for all the different colors? that rocks
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lol that's a skill that only gets more valuable in this day and age too. people don't want to do it!
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lmao I really do get too paranoid. love the stuff but if you get too big people try and rob you
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that was fun in college but I'm too much the paranoiac for it now
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well this one is fake but it looks intimidating if you're dumb. all yours. may it carry you forever onward...
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not a lot of people in the 1:25 scale space these days... a true lost art
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coworker that upskilled me into promotion finally got promoted as well so I don't have to be crushed by guilt which is nice. but I've come to realize the skill we both now have is the main stressor in my life. also the main skill that I can take anywhere else, so kind of like being usefully cursed
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my misses look cool too (weird spinny shot guy)
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hitting the courts and balling out with this. dunking on your face so hard the logo imprints
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oh me either, whole situation is disgusting. just popped into my head
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using my phone to authenticate my login attempt to my login app on my phone so I can authenticate my email login attempt
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doing arcade fire the suburbs karaoke but changing every line to "sometimes I can't believe it"*
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seeing my big plain kefir in the fridge will be bad in 2 weeks, opening it and taking a fat swig
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the lunch was good. a real uh... orgiastic bacchanal of flavors and textures
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mixing indian eggplant, ground chicken taco meat and parmesan in a bowl and microwaving it for lunch
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everybody calls me old for re-enabling the button row at the bottom of android too. fuck a gesture!
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crazy how diddy kong got to space before donkey did. correct me if I'm wrong of course
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seasonal worker loophole takes care of that quick!
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well it's the same guy running it somehow so don't expect too much. rumors of scotch eggs benedict swirling though... I'm intrigued
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have been eyeing a KO II for a while now but the reviews talk me out of it