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@kebbyruxpin.bsky.social

huge Poseur, giant Duche bag. only ideots 18+
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good to meet you. i am the mysterious husband who is usually upstairs. would love to be upstairs right now..
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frog_news: dont worry about hotter water. focus on what we can do in the pot 💪 lilypad_lover: this place sux pond_champ: i LIKE hot water 🥵
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saw some people from high school at the show and they sent one emissary at a time to see if it was me without saying hi (???) which is better than when several others took pictures of me at a restaurant
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eating some jordan almonds smoking a spliff and scooting up to bed
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hiatus kaiyote live pretty dang good
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when you're late to the damn concert
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guessing the results of the shootout (?) I'm seeing posts about based on the cheers from the soccer bar
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what have I been up to? oh, just festering like an unlanced boil
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practicing french smirking... they really refined it to an art
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my brain keeps bailing on sentences halfway through. everything requires a reread #caffeine
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some people's avis just light up parts of your brain more than others
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Robert Peary! You stole the meteorite from the Greenland inuit and kidnapped their chief. God has already declared his judgement on you and you are in hell!
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took this the other day. blanket + face makes it look like muppet glamor shots
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post malone voice wife guy or sum... I been balding since I'm young
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I can get to 80% chill pretty well but I think I'm only topping 95% chill a couple days a year
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cold brew with simple syrup, orange and grapefruit bitters and topo chico
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going jobim wave mode on the couch 2 cold brews deep
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I'm not a particularly magnetic personality so I rely on counterpunching. as few unforced errors as possible and careful shot selection will take you far
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forgot I had the dogtor evil big dogs shirt... god I'm so powerful
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me: i bet if i was kidnapped by ogres i could talk my way out of it my car: 3 miles to e fuel level critical
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life is easier as a supporting cast member
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gfs sister is supposed to be at an event with livvy later today and refuses to ask her the one question I want the answer to, which is: why did she rizz up baby gronk
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fat raindrops falling. speedrunning this spliff
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went out to smoke but the sky looks like I'm about to get smote