Popehat: CROW: [hangs up] Okay. I . . . talked to him. NOVELLY: And? CROW: He’s with us. But . . . he has demands. HUIZENGA: What’s the number? CROW: He wants a new RV. NOVELLY: That’s it? CROW: Made out of diamonds and blowjobs. HUIZENGA: How do you . . . CROW: DO I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WAYNE

CROW: [hangs up] Okay. I . . . talked to him. NOVELLY: And? CROW: He’s with us. But . . . he has demands. HUIZENGA: What’s the number? CROW: He wants a new RV. NOVELLY: That’s it? CROW: Made out of diamonds and blowjobs. HUIZENGA: How do you . . . CROW: DO I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WAYNE

/2 HUIZENGA: Could he be speaking metaphorically? CROW: No. He specified real diamonds and “gen-u-wine blowjobs.” NOVELLY: Did he say it like . . . . CROW: Exactly like that. SOKOL: Could he . . . CROW: “Sloppy ones” SOKOL: gross CROW: Look nobody thought we were hiring David Niven here

Don’t forget the fridge full of Coke cans.

😂😂😂

Here's the thing, these dudes already have SCOTUS to rule the way they want, they don't really need the presidency. The Koch brothers have already moved on from the Orange One and thrown their $$ behind Nikki Haley. They may direct the court to get rid of him.

Um, David Koch died four years ago and they've always been against Trump.

Jesus.

Lmaooo

AI isn’t a complete failure. But it ain’t a flawless victory either.

The combination Lightning McQueen/Mater version is going to haunt my nightmares for a bit, thanks so much

Boy oh boy, if Ken thought the last few years of screeching RICO and libelslander allegations were bad, buckle the fuck up for the 2024 Diamond RV Blowjamboree.

THOMAS: If you don't, I'll start my OWN Supreme Court... with blackjack and hookers!

Eh, forget about the Court…

Hey it’s weird that Tom serves Crow right?

Stephen Miller: Harlan, just shut his mother's water off if he gives you any grief.

Huizenga? Stop using Dutch/Frisian last names ffs 😂

I thought Wayne Huizenga had died. He did, in 2018. Did not know Junior existed until looking it up.

Huizenga Sr. owned my three favorite sports teams at one point, and brought two of them into existence. I was quite well aware that he died five years ago, was VERY STRANGE to see "Wayne Huizenga" referenced here.

Right?

some of your best work...

Maybe it’s because I’ve watched too much Justified but I kind of do expect a guy named Harlan Crow to be someone who knows

B+

*BJ

With burgundy interior.

Our only hope is that the big money wants to be rid of this turbulent Trump and actually pays off in favor of the Federalists 14A proposal

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