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@weakcookies.bsky.social

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Cats, music, lolz, from TN, live in Indy, Crohns, married since 2000 to a real super lady.
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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 9 hr
If you will excuse me, I have a ball to attend
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CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social · 12 hr
TV show is supposed to be good
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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 13 hr
Take a shot whenever you see Rufus eating waffles
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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 13 hr
If y’all don’t cut the shit, I’ll have no choice but to start live tweeting Gossip Girl
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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 15 hr
Hump Day implies the existence of My Lovely Lady Lumps Day
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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2 days
Only have room in my life for one Amanda at a time, sorry
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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2 days
Lallybroch, Lallybroch Ooo la la Lallybroch
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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2 days
Goonies 3: The Gooninging
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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2 days
I have content you’ve never seen
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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 3 days
The traditional July 5th Walking Of The Yard Looking For Unexploded Ordinance
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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 3 days
They blew up America last night
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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 3 days
Fireworks enthusiasts turn into assholes if they continue the fireworks past ______ time?
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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 3 days
My wife owns me at Thumb War 😕
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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 3 days
Cat caught me catchin him
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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 3 days
Cat news
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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 3 days
Firework hoopleheads getting their war rained out in Indy currently
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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 3 days
Scottish highlands stoner, Craig Na Dude
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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 3 days
It’s raining on America
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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 4 days
I don’t care how many times you try to stop Helmet’s “Meantime” record. You can’t!!! Shit is relentless.
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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 5 days
Call me
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fahrenheit: four fifty fun @moonagedaydream.bsky.social · 9 days
people love ugly stupid shit that sucks
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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social · 9 days
no notes
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10 days
We need so many more Americans to watch sports since clearly they’ve never watched Iowa win a game by punting 18 times in a row
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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 3 mo
Guy who keeps introducing himself as “a White Castle originalist”
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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 3 mo
You wanna get crazy bro? Like really nuts?? Like really go off the deep end at the Buy Here Pay Here car lot and just get into some really bad financing terms and a lemon of a car and suffer from years of bad credit and poverty and just really fuckin take this thing as far as we can go???
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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 11 days
Luol Dengue Fever. CATCH IT!!!
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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 12 days
🎵I know it’s wrong, no hope for me Mommy with the big butt Please never leave me🎶
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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 12 days
Oh shit I almost got exposed to Gossip Girl spoilers 🙈☣️
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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 13 days
Watching a buncha hockin n spitting Vols baseball boys trying to cash in at the MCWS
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Brett @weakcookies.bsky.social · 13 days
Counting the minutes until I am spazzing tf out at Santigold in Chicago