Popehat: BREAKING: Justice Samuel Alito hospitalized with finger sprain as a result of repeatedly making air quotes to say “life of the mother”

BREAKING: Justice Samuel Alito hospitalized with finger sprain as a result of repeatedly making air quotes to say “life of the mother”

That's just cruel...I was so hopeful with the first five words.

Politics aside, he seems like a real dickhead

He's just as callous and malicious as all other conservatives. He just doesn't have the same impulse to keep it to himself that most conservatives have most of the time.

The justices should wear sponsor patches on their robes, NASCAR-style, so we know who owns them.

They've bastardized the term "life" enough that I'm sure they'll find a way to interpret the meaning out of "life of the mother"

Life begins at conception but ends at pregnancy, clearly.

Under fetal personhood, half the population loses rights at birth.

this is the real reason the rate of C-sections in the US has risen so much...the AFAB fetuses know and they don't want to leave

Oh so now "mothers" are human persons too?

Technically, most mothers are nonhuman organisms.

Especially if you count each individual in eg. a kombucha SCOBY, though usually “mother” is used to refer to the entire mat as a collective entity

Or using “quotes” whenever he mentioned a woman’s “health”. As if preventing ectopic ruptures, sepsis, hemorrhaging isn’t actually a health issue.

Don’t tease us like that. The SCJ Deathwatch is real.

May god show Alito his MRSA

Further, the doctors were fully willing to treat his finger sprain so what’s all this “healthcare” drama?

It's the irony enhancement that presents an especially heavy toll on the metacarpals, because a nakedly misogynistic sneer is required to be performed simultaneously.

He is a disgusting gasbag🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂

When it comes down to this....pregnant women need air ambulance insurance in case they have to chopper out for life saving abortions. WTF country are we living in here?? michiganadvance.com/2024/04/24/l...

Loss of federal protection in Idaho spurs pregnant patients to plan for emergency air transport • Michigan Advancemichiganadvance.com Since the U.S. Supreme Court decided in January to consider a case about whether a federal law regarding emergency medical treatment supersedes an abortion ban in Idaho, air transports out of state fo...

Thoughts & Prayers

Both him and Thomas have been in my thoughts and prayers for a while, and yet they’re not partying with Scalia.

dude you know the Yikesometer pegs at 700

🔥

I hope it’s terminal

🤣🤣🤣

Damn it Ken, for just a moment you inspired so much hope.

Scare quotes at their scariest.

youtu.be/gwY4IPfrIW8?...

Kids In The Hall - Head Crusher: Rehabyoutu.be The Head Crusher suffers a crippling injury, but bounces back with the help of a special friend.

What use is a woman to Sam Alito if she isn't barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen?

Thoughts and prayers

I hate myself for being out of breath right now. lol

you had me excited there for a second

🤣

Cruel tease, Ken! CRUEL!

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