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Ugh, this got me free associating and now I’ve had 🎶WHO PUT THE DOGS DOWN 🎶 stuck in my head for the last half hour.
Can’t find a satisfactory rhyme for Noem for my somewhat dark Scooby Do theme song rewrite
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Brilliant, Panda WHO PUT THE DOGS DOWN NOEM NOEM NOEM NOEM NOEM
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I don't know which part of this post makes more more upset: (1) That I laughed at a joke about the Gov. of ND killing a dog; or (2) That I'm heard these lyrics in your voice in my head, and is now locked in there until the Gov. of ND kills me and throws me into a gravel put.
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*That I heard these lyrics—in your voice—in my head, and they're now locked in forever! At least until the Gov. of ND kills me and throws me into a gravel pit. We really need an edit button. But I think, based on my catastrophic spelling of (b), I know which one makes me more upset.
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Oh my god! MORE evidence that I'm really losing it.
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Just think "it wasn't me" to get replace one earworm with another that is more Boebert themed.
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What if, for argument's sake, Noem was the asshole?
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That can never be unsaid, unsung, or unheard. You bastard.
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Flogging Molly voice: cause every dog has its day, unless your Noem’s and get in the way