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I think I hate SEATAC more than I have ever hated any airport ever
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I mean I expect to take three different trains if I’m commuting somewhere complicated, not if I’m going from one gate to another.
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Also they dumped about a thousand international passengers transferring to domestic flights into a single security line with no TSA precheck and one security station open.
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I tried to be chill but I was stuck behind five world-touring college kids bickering over which country they went to was the most “spiritual” and I can’t see because my eyes rolled permanently back into my head.
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I was going to say “college girls” because that would be accurate but it would probably be misinterpreted as disdainful of women in the general rather than in the specific.
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I’ve been back in the country two hours and I can feel the warm feelings towards humanity engendered by my trip to Iceland chilling like a kitten in an industrial freezer
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breathe, ken remember that YOU have not been convicted of 34 felonies. you’re just a simple doofus trying to function in a complex world full of shitty people + rotten shark ‘food’.
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Iceland 🤩 They have Puffins!
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At least give the kitten a scarf.
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No! Ken, the kitten didn’t do anything wrong! SAVE THE KITTEN!
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Shrödinger wants his kitten back! That whole deal was supposed tho be a thought experiment. Though the freezer is a nice touch.
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You're a man of great discipline; I start losing those feelings about the same time I arrive at the airport for departure.
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Checking flights back to Iceland....
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You may not believe this, but it used to be much worse. Huge improvements to customs/border control.
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Maybe we could be better people one day…
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When I came back from Iceland last summer, I lasted 47 seconds before I wanted to go back.
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I feel this pain - my return from my Iceland vacation was four hours in a customs line in the Newark airport. Such lovely warm feelings.....stomped to death so quickly.
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Felt like this my first time after staying in the beautiful Rocky Mountains on vaca, and I really loathed going back to the everyday shitty world & its horrible people populating it.
Take it easy. You know the score when you booked the trip.
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So what country is the most spiritual?
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You forgot our lovely mile-long walk to international customs from the run-down hellhole that is the S terminal.
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*Girls gone wild for spirituality.
See, your already transitioning & much better now....or something?
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I would probably date myself with "co-eds".
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In my experience, the “deep” philosophical conversations of college men are even more painful.
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Something like this happened to me going through Pearson, once, except it was a 747 from Florida and highschool kids, none of whom were able to use the automatic customs booths to validate their passports. Literal hell.
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And yet we criticize billionaires for using private jets
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What was the answer? America, because, like, the bible and stuff? Or were these not Americans and/or not young republicans?
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Ahh, impressionable young minds...😊
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Did they settle on Costa Rica or the Bahamas?
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SEATAC has the worst security line management of any airport I’ve ever been to.
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TSA staff at SEA screaming at old lady about her shoes and threatening a ban her forever was sufficient to not fly there again. That was about 30 years ago.
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was gonna say you don’t get to hate seatac unless you go through security at least they have a subpop shop
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Why do US airports ever mix returning and departing passengers in the same space? And then the whole situation you’ve experienced. Got stranded in Newark one time because of that nonsense.
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I flew to Europe from SEA several times during the 80s, but always flew back to ANC (I live in Juneau, about halfway between ANC & SEA) because customs lines were shorter and Alaskan US Customs folks are much friendlier.
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I asked the TSA person, where is Pre check? They said "you have to go this way. " I said, "well I could just exit international and then walk out and back in the front to the local flight with pre check". They just looked at me and said "well yes."
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I will never fly again, and Delta can suck my SkyMiles gold card.
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We came back from London through SeaTac last week and had to transfer to a domestic flight and had *exactly* the same experience. So it’s not just bad timing. It’s what they do.
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We live in Olympia, and have a grandchild in Santa Rosa (which has a NICE little airport full of Charles Schultz art) and after one arrival at SeaTac have vowed to fly in and out of Portland and eat the extra ground miles. I used to feel like SeaTac was home, since I first flew out in 1969; not now.
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SeaTac also has the worst restrooms I've ever experienced outside of a port-a-potty in an underfunded state park. Half the stalls are clogged and there's always water everywhere.
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Ken, no one gets TSA "precheck" for incoming international flights. You need "Global Entry" for that.
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Well, shit, then. Sorry about Seatac. The food is good there, actually.