There's a 0% chance my transcript will ever see the light of day, but the most "How are you not dead?" thing I can muster is I somehow got an A in Environmental Engineering (and didn't have to take the final) while missing half the class since it was at the same time as my PChem lab
Let’s post them Terrible But Only For Blue Sky scores and grades. Like I got a B- in Econ for Social Welfare in grad school and tbh I think it was out of pity
