Boeing DreamKitten 787

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Happy 4th!! Do remember to mind after your pets’ welfare today, this can be a rough day for them.

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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

My Valentine’s Day pop-up restaurant will be an Indiana Jones themed place called “Steaks, Why’d It Have To Be Steaks?”

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Good morning hustlers don't really know if this bread is worth it anymore but Imma stіll go get it tho

You should join my new NFT startup we’re going to introduce a new paradigm of self driving AI powered Raccoons As A Service.

*strums guitar* baby I’m out of control, like a Waymo during a firmware upgrade.

Hmmm did it decide not to post the pic?

Foggy day down here in the City.

Shelby, myself and a few others did a run today to fill up the donation barrel at the local watering hole today. Obviously needed at least ONE T-Rex.

I think this Waymo is trying to find a spot with no witnesses so it can mug me.

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I should be able to publicly wear a CLOAK without being questioned. Am I a medieval archer? Will I recite poetry by a babbling brook? Can I restore my own HP and the HP of all nearby party members? Only God can judge me, dipshits

I would 1000% buy a Chiefs Jersey with the name “Seemingly Ranch” on the back.

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Worf’s DM slides would be so funny

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A relationship should be 50/50. I tell him that I hope he has a nice day & he carefully takes one of the apple slices I am offering with his tiny raccoon paws, hisses & scampers back into the dumpster.

Just chillin’.

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