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I was on a tv show about technology for 7 years. We got to meet a lot of the big tech people, many before they became household names. So I’ve known (you know who) sucked for ten years before it became public knowledge.
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One of my fave things about SV was that it continuously pointed out Tech CEOs are not: geniuses Tech CEOs are: weird little assholes
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Tons of us knew. Nobody wanted to listen.
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How Phony Stark managed to spoiled brat con man his way to being the richest dipshit on earth should be an entire docuseries.
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The worst kind of sneak preview
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That show was the only art made of an entire decade of Silicon Valley dominating the culture and economy, that truly reflected it. And the art it inspired, like Devs, the Circle, was all dystopian.
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Devs is goddamn magic.*swoon*
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Devs was just beautiful.
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He really is a proper arse
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Or Middleditch for that matter.
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Everyone I knew who’s ever met them is stunned by how garishly unfunny they are
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I've been hating on him for like 10 years since the Hyperloop ish started coming out. I'm so glad other people are finally starting to see what a joke he is.
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the hyperloop stuff really made it clear what was going on.
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What he was claiming was just not feasible or safe. It's hilarious how it just became a single fucking car in a tube on a track. Like, just built a goddamn train.
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“It’s exactly like Hooli chat, except without all the suck-ass parts” Such a hilarious line. Burned into my mind forever. 
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Silicone Valley Forever
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But boy did he show off those acting chops in Iron Man 2, eh? Eh.
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Spill the tea friend… we won’t tell anyone. Your skeets are safe with us!
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I love Zach Woods's story about how he had no idea who Musk was, knowing how much that definitely must have annoyed Elon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOIiXczy5vQ
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This is meant to be applicable to many people right?
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you know cat turd ⁉️
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You’re going to need to narrow this down a bit, there’s quite a wide field still… 🤣
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Here I thought that The Giant Robot wanted world peace the whole time
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this show was such a great documentary!
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Documentary is correct
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I mean Thomas Middleditch can be a bit of a dick sometimes but I wouldn’t say he sucks.
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why didn't you tell us...
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I literally just started watching it yesterday (it rules btw) and that guy is mentioned in the very first episode in the same breath as various tech figureheads. Things that definitely wouldn't happen today...
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I feel like as comics there are a lot of people most of us can say this about but you know who may be the King of Suck™
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I have been telling people Musk was a tool fir years. Thankfully, everyone knows now
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Yep. Also SV was brilliant. Your character (insert Chef’s Kiss GIF cuz can’t GIF) 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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Who are some big tech people that seemed genuinely cool?
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The real-life inspiration for Carla Walton is an actual person (credited "C.K. Henry", they were an tech advisor for the show) and is a genuinely cool person (known for exploding watermelons in multiple ways)
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The Tesla storyline def feels like a clear warning sign in hindsight.
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In all fairness, you just described about ten of them.
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Not a nice thing to say about Dr. Stephen Hawking.
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And yet you did nothing to stop him 😒 I kid I kid
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He who shan’t be named…the Voldemort of social media. 😏
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pretend we don't know! tell us more vague hints about their character that only get revealed in the company of other men!
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You think Bill Nye the Science Guy sucks!?!?
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dude you're freaking awesome 💜💜💜
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one thing I’ve always wondered about during your time on SV: did you snag any set items or props before it ended? I love hearing about the little things actors have kept throughout the years.
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I knew he sucked before it became public knowledge too just because I’m a deeply negative hater
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Tech moguls are rock stars, startups are indie bands, and 2019 Elon Musk is Smashmouth when Shrek came out. Good or bad, these dice are all cast. Tesla is an all star, the SpaceX show is on, and Shrek already paid.