Kathryn VanArendonk

"wow, you, kathryn, loved a new lev grossman novel? a king arthur fantasy about the way our imagined ideas of people and places create those things regardless of physical reality, a wide-arms inclusive sponge of all the arthurian stories for centuries that also subverts them?" i know SHOCKING NEWS

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Lew Morton

honestly I don’t mind some overages here and there! but I simply cannot accept episodes that do not at least hit this lower end quota

every episode of slow horses should have between 45 and 150 seconds of jack lowden absolutely fucking booking it down an alleyway; tunnels or open fields also acceptable

i updated my computer and it shuffled a ton of random images that'd been lurking in piles on my desktop into a beautiful, visible, organized grid in order from oldest to newest and here is the very first one

OH NOOOOOOOOOOO

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP

in a truly inevitable development, my children are obsessed with a 45 second song on Bluey that was written to be a song kids love and adults hate

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Kathryn VanArendonk

Dear Mr. President: There are too few episodes in TV seasons nowadays. Please add more. I am NOT a crackpot. AKA, in defense of "filler" episodes:

TV Seasons Have Gotten Shorter. That Doesn’t Mean They’re Betterwww.rollingstone.com The trend toward short seasons of television is robbing us of some of the joys of watching our favorite shows, says TV critic Alan Sepinwall

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Matt Aytch Taylor

🎂🎂🎂🎂

distracting myself from the news by dealing with kid bedtime, where 7yo just stared, resigned, at the shower and said “you know, I don’t think I’ve been properly dry in a long time”

weirdo AI images have also made it into gardening influencer spambot pages

it's the season of texting STOP to quit

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Nora

I swear to GOD: if your show has shapeshifters please just tell me!! I’m not mad, I’m *disappointed*

also Anna Chancellor is in it! And Rob Brydon! they are good and funny! PLUS: people turn into bears. and hawks, and dogs. and there’s a crazed nun who, guess what, IS ALSO A SHAPESHIFTER

am seeing some confusion and continued bafflement so i just want to make sure to be very clear: my lady jane, the amazon prime show, is lady jane grey but also shapeshifters. it's a tudor animorphs show. hope this is helpful

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Nora

THAT’S IT THAT’S THE ONE

IT'S SO GOOD / DUMB

okay but this is bluesky, i know what shapeshifter reference is gonna play here

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Sloane

truly cannot express what a miscalculation it is! by the end of episode one she is in a marriage of convenience to a guy she hates and also he's hot! episode two: HE'S ALSO SECRETLY A HORSE

has seen our suitcases; is Not Pleased

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Linda Holmes

ooh thank you! This was my madness descent today www.vulture.com/article/the-...

Whither the Sandwiches?www.vulture.com I have beef with The Bear’s window into the other side of the business.

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Linda Holmes

excellent, I will join you in crackpottery - I think the review says the dining room of the Bear is bad but the sandwich window is fantastic

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Linda Holmes

it totally works if they’re fake because it’s all about Sydney’s headspace! just go in and fix it with a lil edit and make them into the same anxiety flashes, The Bear (I am also not a crackpot)

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Linda Holmes

and also why anywhere would want to profile him at all?? unless there was a general agreement that the place was good?