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clownpenis.fartlow

@kvarnsen.bsky.social

Professional. Homosexual. Dog dad. (n.b. . = 👏)
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jesus christ, still hearing from this dipshit because he was good at excel 15 years ago
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sounds like a cinemax series from the 90s, for nighttimes
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bassets do not conform to our puny standards of comfort
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just non-stop credulity about what this rapist felon will do next. never change, guys
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now I understand why adding legs was such as a big deal for Meta
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and bad news about the Tesla Model Chimp
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you must view this purported labour victory in the context of vibes
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all subsidized by that fat tax exemption churches get just by thinking it
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would not be caught dead in this hearse
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the thing about the cybertruck is that it’s disabled on the side of the road, throwing error messages because the humidity is too high or whatever
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(can't believe I am saying this but) I actually read this fucking weirdo's entire tweet. It's not even clear to me how the sentences relate to each other. It is some kind of shitty TERF nonsense fugue.
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god damn does that mean pelosi's daughter is going to be biden's primary caregiver now
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look, just because this is how NYT guest essays are made doesn't mean I have to like it
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do we have a Trump ruddiness report today. his complexion is always so normal
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when your imaginary acquaintance is not even AWARE of how many penised lesbians smh
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bloody large glasses energy fr
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suckin' on a chili dog outside the Windsor Heights Dairy Queen
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the 10th amendment reserves to the States the police power to shoot themselves in the dicks
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POLITICO exclusive: POLITICO to dig trench deeper, faster
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"Secretary Mayorkas, let's discuss Secret Service"
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it is Sweaty Queer Summer in this house. same as last year
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Haldeman: John says Barro is not ready. But probably soon. President: He...uh, what the hell does he need? You know, what is the biggest question? Haldeman: Well, I guess, who- Nixon: Before he's going to call? Haldeman: -who replaces, first. Nixon: We ought (unintelligible) goddamned podcast.
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A Mark V e-meter. Found at a yard sale - offered $5 and was accepted.
Reskeet with something you own that most people don’t. 1980s Soviet programmable RPN calculator. Still works perfectly.
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jesus fucking christ, lindsey graham looks like the tapeworm that operates mitch mcconnell is migrating to a new host
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whoa this guy has $36,000