Had to explain to the dog that the Mediterranean-style kabob meatballs and dipping sauce I just made for dinner will kill her if she has some, bc they're loaded with dog poison. She seems skeptical and full of rancor.
There are so, so many reasons to hate Texas, but the toll roads are among my favorites. Spent an hour on the phone getting out of collections (for ~$200... 😒) on an overdue toll bill from 2019 on my former vehicle, a charge that was originally $2.35. I only paid the $2.35, bc FUCK Y'ALL.
Many humming birds at the feeder this morning and I spied a hawk perched in a tall tree and my praying mantis buddy stopped by to say hello, again. Banner morning on the party porch!
I went and got Whataburg bc I was too lazy to go grocery shopping and when I got home I met this friend, sitting by the front door.
Oh, hewwo!!!!!
I brought him a dish of water.
You know what's sexist as fuck??? Men's hats are sized but women's hats are inevitably "one size fits most." Well, it don't fit this gigantic brain container (and luscious locks), you fuckin' pigs. I'm a 7 & 5/8 and I want a cloche hat.
I washed the dog earlier and quarantined her outside while I showered and cleaned up the bathroom. Came back downstairs to let her in and she'd taken a giant dump on the party porch. She has plausible deniability on account of it's raining outside, but I know she did it as payback for the bath.
Sheee-it! It's storming here and the thunder just clapped and crackled so loud it jolted me about out of my skin, then rolled away into the distance, rattling the windows as it went.
