Steve Carlson

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Steve Carlson

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The lonely Magellan of disreputable exploitation cinema. Death merchant and amateur onion peeler. I like things that look like mistakes. He/him.
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Easy peasy.
gm, what's your pick for the greatest film of the 21st century? try to answer quickly and with your gut. no fear. 📽️
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My in-flight entertainment. (The one with no cover is THE SPAWN, a trashy horror paperback from 1983.)
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Especially because we all know how Trump acts around large birds.
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Ordered this shirt the other day, which feels relevant.
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Last Patreon piece for the day - SHEBA, BABY, which is missing that crucial something that Grier's other vehicles of the era had: a director who gave a fuck. A #Junesploitation pick for Blaxploitation Day, and a real disappointment. www.patreon.com/posts/107-sh...
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Now up at Overdue Diligence... my third review of the day! A few words (not much more than that... every film gets what they deserve) about THE CLONES OF BRUCE LEE! Another #Junesploitation special! www.patreon.com/posts/106-cl...
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Watching ANGELFIST and it's throwing me how much the male lead looks like dollar-menu Robert Davi.
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Next on the Overdue Diligence #Junesploitation parade... TIDAL WAVE! An unloved US hack-job of a Japanese disaster classic that... I dunno, I think it still lands its punches. Maybe even moreso than in 1975? Anyway... it's surprisingly good! www.patreon.com/posts/105-ti...
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Nice, someone else remembered WHITE MAN'S BURDEN!
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Quite a bit behind on logging my #Junesploitation watches - I'll try to catch up over the next few days, time permitting. Anyway... here's Day 8 at last - INVASION OF ASTRO-MONSTER! A kaiju flick without much kaiju, but it's fun anyway. Up now at the Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/103-in...
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A very silly Father's Day present for myself.
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There is but one proper response to this fella and his whole deal. Take it away, Bruce!
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This is me controlling myself during the Vinegar Syndrome Halfway to Black Friday sale.
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Just realized I didn't post my new-albums list for May. So... uh... yeah, here it is.
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We live in a world where goddamn NINJA TERMINATOR gets a box set. NINJA TERMINATOR!
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Catching up on my #Junesploitation entries, and a dip into the Waldemar Daninsky cycle for Day 6 - hopefully, the others are more interesting than this one... www.patreon.com/posts/105903...
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Hey, I think I figured out why Tinto Brass wanted his name taken off this ridiculous venture
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Firing up a turn-of-the-century piece of trash called VAMPIRE CALL GIRLS, and credit where it's due: it lets you know what it's gonna be right away.