I guess he thinks that I should have a bigger boat. Because bigger boats equal more manliness. But I feel like a 1973 aluminum boat I restored is … even by the standards of bullshit trad masculinity … is pretty good. :) it’s my most trad coded trait.
And then there's the guy's with the giant ball hitch and the foot long hitch extension sticking out of the back of the truck, so you take yourself out below the knees when you walk behind them in a parking lot.
Lund ?
Alumnacraft ?
Crestliner ?
I personally would love to have an old wooden resort rowing/fishing boat, suitable for a 10hp motor, to try to restore during a couple winters, and I know where there's a shed full of them. Time and initiative, though ...
We had a couple of these in my grandfather’s day. They are gorgeous and dreamy at speed, but pretty heavy. My dad kept patching the last one as it rotted out from under him—loving restoration is not his primary game