Ian Coldwater 📦💥

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Ian Coldwater 📦💥

@lookitup.baby

High tech low life. Minneapolis. They/he. Stay punk 🏴
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the first time I saw someone post a picture of asparagus growing I straight up thought they were trolling
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it’s my favorite day to help run the Minneapolis/St. Paul feed! 🥳🎉
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I don’t usually like pictures of myself, but I do like this one ☺️
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got a fancypants C02 monitor to determine that this is what happens when you open and close the windows
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the floofy black kitten I named Ash at 6 weeks is now a very distinguished elderly gentleman at 13
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If you see this, post a ghost.
If you see this, post a ghost.
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Kat’s a solid foot taller than I am, which prevents us from looking *quite* identical
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It just hasn’t arrived yet
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this version looks nice, I think
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I still can’t believe I took these. 🤩 Aurora borealis from the May 11 G5 solar storm, Superior National Forest, MN Taken with an iPhone 13 Pro Max, no filters whatsoever!
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dropping 0day in your timeline
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I remain convinced that this guy is a poster child for ex-gay conversion therapy. You cannot convince me otherwise
Worship Elon Musk, beat your children, save the world.
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they can always tell
one of my favorite subgenres of Internet fuckery is when confused TERFs tell trans men “you’ll never be a real woman” so true bestie!
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the perfect album from the 90s discourse begins and ends here, I will not be taking questions at this time
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Last night was a very good night in Superior National Forest, MN. Photos taken by my aurora chasing partner @bigendiansmalls.com with an iPhone 15
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these fuckers. THE WORST
anyone else’s yard in the Twin Cities absolutely beset by those nasty thorny thistles that grow like a foot overnight? just me?
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here is an extra smol baby turtle just for you
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Very important Twin Cities news: Powderhorn Park Lake is currently full of adorable baby turtles, if you’re into that kind of thing
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me: that book sounds cool! I’m going to check it out from the library the library:
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The silly photo filter I was playing with turning me into an old man was unexpectedly delightful. I can’t quite decide if I look like I’m writing a treatise on elliptic curves or a cranky polemic about civilization
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HELP TIME SENSITIVE the glasses store closes in 18 minutes which one should I get
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Mulberries, during the glorious season when we can eat them off trees
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s apparently possible to just decorate your yard in “38th St DQ” cons: not cheap, is certainly a decorating choice pros: will last intact through literal uprisings and probably outlive you