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Me: look, a mature woodcock
Friend: how can you tell it’s mature
Me: it doesn’t giggle when you say woodcock
The Woodcock: grow up guys How much wood would a woodcock cock, if a woodcock could cock wood? A woodcock would cock all the wood he could cock, if a woodcock could cock wood. Hehehe Sandra we are not mature woodcocks Exactly!
bsky.app/profile/jeff...Birders are pervs. Here, I said it. I should really stop replying to you with this poster 😁 Is he threatening to Woodcock block you? 😳 I’m only a novice beginner at bird ID and I’m not even sure if all of these are fake Funnily enough, they are not all fake. Two or three are the real deal. Did you hear about the funeral for the porn actor? Everybody had mourning wood. 🤭 Like poop jokes, but for birds! You can tell it’s a mail plane 
