yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler
when youre the only games writer on the planet who doesnt like elden ring and all everyone else wants to do is play elden ring and talk about elden ring
circled back around to S1 of stuff the british stole on abc last night and an israeli guy looked straight into the camera and said the australian war memorial owning some mosaics was a war crime, and all i heard was a wet fart noise
ive been consulting with indies for nearly 12 months now and in that time ive found one constant: nobody knows how to present or market their own game, and by the time they try to get help, it's usually already way too late
in 40 years this part of canberra (belconnen) has almost wholesale swapped out concrete brutalism for glass and steel. total makeover.
we need to go back.
The best conversations about FromSoftware games happen well after they are out, and now that I have finished and sat with Shadow of The Erdtree, an expansion I like, I think it's worth talking about the things it does and does not do well. For @aftermath.siteaftermath.site/elden-ring-s...
wonder what effect the slow murder of usps is having on ebays bottom line because these shipping prices are across the board and are absolutely no thank you
i spent almost a decade trying to know as little as possible about this man, and am trying to extend that through his downfall
can you imagine any other business devoting this much energy to such a huge fuckin loser?
tyler tweet voice: why are so many people watching the debate lol there is an entire world of possibilties at your fingertips hahha just go watch a movie or play a video game
god its such a terrible website.
we're just...locked out? and nobody can read it? for no reason? and the verification emails it says its sending to let us back in just never arrive?
theres probably nobody left to even handle this.