If you tell me you like a certain singer/band & I don't like them, I'm not gonna get all shitty about it & try & talk you out of liking them. The world is a pit of absolute horrors, & I'm glad you have something that brings you pleasure.
*My mam joining late to a conversation*
Her: What are we talking about?
Me: Whether it would be easier to kill Hitler when he was a baby or when he was an adult
Her: Pfft, baby, obviously. You could just pick him up & chuck him off a tall building.
Me: *long pause* I meant emotionally but okay
Stop telling me the calorie count per 100g. I'm not gonna be weighing it out, I'm gonna be spooning it directly from the tub into my mouth over the sink. Tell me it in spoons.
So like what if we had milk fingers up until the age of 8 or 9 & then they started to drop out so our adult fingers could grow in? And you'd get visits from the Finger Fairy.
So like what if we had milk fingers up until the age of 8 or 9 & then they started to drop out so our adult fingers could grow in? And you'd get visits from the Finger Fairy.
Meeting with one of my estranged brothers today. Haven't seen or heard from him in 24 years. I dunno if he's gonna be nice or an arsehole. Please wish me luck.
Julie D'Aubigny was a bisexual 17th Century opera singer & sword fighter. She dueled & defeated several men - on one occasion, three noblemen in the same evening after she kissed a young woman at a ball - & beat the singer Dumesny after he insulted another women at the Opera.
Get to know your mutuals.
Ten things I enjoy:
Small potatoes
How peoples' eyes look through very thick glasses
Cakes
Victorian moustaches on handsome women
Horse chins
Bismuth
Cocktails with a big wedge of fruit in them
Pink fairy armadillos
Good manners
Tea
Get to know your mutuals.
Ten things I enjoy:
Researching Ancillary Trivia
Art and Art History
Darning Socks
Bathing in Golden Light
Gardening
Baking
Making Unusual Playlists
Floral and Architectural Photography
Capybaras, Common Nighthawks and Walruses
Physio Exercises and Routines
