Lee Harvey

@valleyguitarist.bsky.social

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Music maker from one of South Wales' numerous valleys. The posts will continue until morale improves.

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(wipes ass with a samurai flourish. returns extender to sheath strapped to my back)

The existence of moon light implies the existence of moon full fat

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Paul McCartney Worm (I went to a Beatles event the other day and dug up my drawings to prove my ‘credentials’ to the proper nerds) I realise the Beatles happened a long time ago

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Tony Hawk pro skater 2 is short for Anthony Hawk Professional Skateboarder the Second

Mug

A mug!

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favorite album is CD-RW by the band “700 MB”

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Turned Fox

What I look like scrolling social media

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There should be a pill for the interim between the feeling of having a task you need to do that feels monumental and the feeling of having done it

About to toast some pitta bread, see you in the burns unit later

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I have a Go Bag prepared in the event I login to find more than twenty notifications on Nextdoor

I'm making lamb shish kebabs for tea *does the Rumpelstiltskin dance*

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[graveyard, midnight] Witch: Oh for fuck’s sake, I said RAISE the dead Me(looking at bodies propped up at a starting line): ok well I’m less excited about this now

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In a vacuum, you can’t hear anything, that makes sense they’re really loud

*stares in mania*

Wow yeah. Have you tried wilding out and giving in to your worst impulses

Despite the fact that it doesn't really taste of anything, I do enjoy this stuff

Live, laugh, lumbar puncture

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Got a crab drunk and it walked forwards

When someone you can't be arsed to talk to says hello in the supermarket

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This is the one Ben did that got me the most. I was in tears laughing.

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god aggressively shoving my nose in my posts and saying “NO!”

Husbands who sit in the carpark while their wife does the shopping #Names

Just saw someone park their car in a way that made me wonder how many tokens they had to collect to get their licence

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just getting into the alphabet what’s a good letter to start

*getting pulled over* What seems to be the problem, officer? You're driving a Little Tikes Cosy Coupe Ah, jealousy

A stately pleasure-dome

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Hey dude, wake up. You really had us going there for a minute. Bluesky? Discourse? What the hell are you talking about, we're midway through this monopoly game and you got really scared and freaked out after taking a very minor hit off these stems. It's September 10th 2001, everything's fine dude.

For some reason, I was just convinced it was Friday. Gutted.

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Reading this as: “I’ll rip up rules on planning in days, Reeves”

Classic Daily Mail front page today where Labour doing something is bad, but if the Conservatives did the same thing it would be considered good. And a creepy pap shot of a celebrity.