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Graham MacAree

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online person. very handsome, very smart. he/him.
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When the France election results are good
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new vichy government in shambles eh
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yes rishi sunak lost his job but i lost two of my pokemon snap world records so on balance i think today has been trash
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- Labour's vote spread was way more efficient than under Corbyn. Brilliant groundgame - Tory vote was cannibilized by Reform - soft tories stayed at home, unlike with Corbyn - Labour will need to win back the votes lost due to terrible trans and gaza policies ALL THESE THINGS CAN BE TRUE AT ONCE
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here's a map of the uk showing where the tories gained vote share this election
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love the british tradition of comedy candidates. lord buckethead, baked beans guy, the sunak ventriloquist, liz truss …
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got very close to getting rid of rising right-wing star wes streeting. would have been big
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the next GE is going to be even weirder
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just looking at the numbers. lol, lmao
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my years of dance lessons are really paying off tonight as i boogie on this government's grave
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now fuck off forever you corrupt band of assholes
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the only thing i'm stressed about is how hungover i'm going to be
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exit polls showing a worrying lack of support for the graham-to-rule-with-an-iron-fist party. yet another wasted parliament?
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white man thinks politics are an abstraction? what a wildly interesting person he must be
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whenever ishmael is cranky he gets the urge to go off sailing somewhere. i get the urge to do a phd in palaeontology
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probably would end about the same
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that only matters when they don't win
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because they have kante so they win more
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living in the uk is incredibly stupid in many ways but it is a real privilige to be on hand to help give the tories a huge kicking this week
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Periodically, I like to reread my favorite Scottish poem: Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence.
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ok fine i agree to be the next president
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🧪⚒️ Stromatolites can still grow in very salty waters; too salty for the organisms that outcompete them everywhere else. The last outposts of a form of life that, for a billion years or three, dominated the planet.
Growing up, I’d always heard that the last living Stromatolites — aka one of the most archaic organisms on earth—could only be found in a single isolated bit of Australian coastline. Imagine my shock at learning there’s a colony in Utah’s Great Salt Lake!? geology.utah.gov/map-pub/surv...
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voter suppression is good when it stops people who disagree with me from voting
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everyone who voted for brexit should lose the franchise immediately, e.g.
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best thing about the uk election timing is that i have july 5th off; have hangover time baked in already
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everyone should ask me dumb questions instead
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when british journalists try to update their cv to get a job in america
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romeo and juliet is a dark comedy about what would happen if teenagers were in charge
I do not understand why Romeo is like The Romantic Shakespeare Dude when there are an ABUNDANCE of absolute simps monologuing about how they'll die if they can't marry the woman they love and who also make less bad decisions. They're not *good* decisions but lower body counts, absolutely.
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i favour the death penalty for everyone who annoys me but somehow still snuck in