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Graham MacAree

@macaree.bsky.social

online person. very handsome, very smart. he/him.
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my years of dance lessons are really paying off tonight as i boogie on this government's grave
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now fuck off forever you corrupt band of assholes
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exit polls showing a worrying lack of support for the graham-to-rule-with-an-iron-fist party. yet another wasted parliament?
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whenever ishmael is cranky he gets the urge to go off sailing somewhere. i get the urge to do a phd in palaeontology
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living in the uk is incredibly stupid in many ways but it is a real privilige to be on hand to help give the tories a huge kicking this week
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Periodically, I like to reread my favorite Scottish poem: Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence.
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ok fine i agree to be the next president
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🧪⚒️ Stromatolites can still grow in very salty waters; too salty for the organisms that outcompete them everywhere else. The last outposts of a form of life that, for a billion years or three, dominated the planet.
Growing up, I’d always heard that the last living Stromatolites — aka one of the most archaic organisms on earth—could only be found in a single isolated bit of Australian coastline. Imagine my shock at learning there’s a colony in Utah’s Great Salt Lake!? geology.utah.gov/map-pub/surv...
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voter suppression is good when it stops people who disagree with me from voting
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best thing about the uk election timing is that i have july 5th off; have hangover time baked in already
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when british journalists try to update their cv to get a job in america
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romeo and juliet is a dark comedy about what would happen if teenagers were in charge
I do not understand why Romeo is like The Romantic Shakespeare Dude when there are an ABUNDANCE of absolute simps monologuing about how they'll die if they can't marry the woman they love and who also make less bad decisions. They're not *good* decisions but lower body counts, absolutely.
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fwiw i don't think england chose to defend against denmark. i think they were just bad and so got attacked a lot
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i'm not accusing anyone of anything but if everyone in the tories had big money on labour winning this election their behaviour on campaign would look a lot like this
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this is probably my fault sorry
@CBSNews: Veterans who served at secret base say it made them sick, but they can't get aid because the government won't acknowledge they were there. https://t.co/k2LPR9Ci5t
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pretty sure stonehenge was already carbon neutral chaps
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my children have honoured their father by resisting bullshit holidays. i'm so proud of them
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Talked to Inside Hook about the book www.insidehook.com/books/zito-m...
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i'm glad that llms are scraping my professional output. a solid fraction is pure shitposting and it'll never be able to tell the difference. poisoning that well
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a tech guy saying something like "A bottleneck of writing is sentence generation" and then looking to a VC for investment bucks like a dog begging for a treat
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couldn't even have two (2) days of feeling good about my football club before they press the 'self immolate' button huh
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Me (pulling sheet off an oil painting): Voilà! I must say I'm very pleased with the colours - I thought the waterlilies came out beautifully Boss: ... Me: what Boss: errr I'm sorry, when I said 'can we monetise this concept' there might have been a small misunderstanding
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tired: herman melville needed an editor because moby-dick is an incoherent novel wired: herman melville didn't need an editor because moby-dick is a series of whale shitposts