Maggie Tokuda-Hall: Hawk tuah is an incredible litmus test for how heterosexual your feed is

Hawk tuah is an incredible litmus test for how heterosexual your feed is

wtf? I haven't seen this. I don't want to know, do I

You really don't. I'm also amazed you haven't seen any reference to it, so congrats to you 🤘🏼

This was my first time seeing a reference to it, so...yeah. Maybe all the horror peeps don't care about it, lol

I think it's more that Bluesky doesn't care about it- it's one of those TikTok things that crossed over into meme-dom, which isn't as huge here as it is on other platforms. But whatever the reason, I'm glad because it infected the rest of the internet 😂

oh thank god bluesky doesn't care so glad this place doesn't have an algorithm

You and me both. Since my feed is mostly science nerdery, SFF writers, spacey music, and political angst, I guess I’m on the Outside Looking In.

Di literally texted me to ask for an explanation.

All I know is that from an ornithological perspective, I'm befuddled.

No hawks were harmed. 🦅

Arguable psychic damage is real

hashtag grateful hashtag didn't want to see that Dodo reel

I finally broke down and read an article about this because I keep seeing random mentions of it with no context. And I guess I am not on the straight dude internet very much and am rather on the internet that has straight dudes in it.

Readings have come back on your feed and it is conclusively queer, congratulations your Chappell roan tee shirt and rose quartz sphere is in the mail

thank goodness i'll take mine now

I have no idea what this is, so I am pleased my feed is not too heterosexual. 😂

I only know because that blonde fella (you know him) did a bit about it so I had to look it up 🥴

In the leaderboard of memes I wish I didn’t know about, that one is still lower than that feetloaf thing that was on Twitter like 8 or 9 years ago but it’s definitely still in the top ten

I don't know what a feetloaf is and I do not want to know

Wise

I... wow. It's exactly what it sounds like and yet not in the way I expected but maybe should have.

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