This is like when the guy who wrote the Flintstones comic named the caveman gay bar Homo Erectus
you're never getting that shot again
gotta swing for the fences
A very long time ago, I got to write a headline about the alleged appearance of the deity Lord Neminath, in a tub of margarine.
The headline? "I can't believe it's not Buddha".
surprisingly few people talk about this aspect of him. stops entire shows to talk about "we were here first. no matter what lies they tell" and half of his tweets are recirculating ai generated propaganda posters
As an Iowan I can say there are two things going on here:
A: Disturbed is pretty big here
B: Not much happens here news-wise (besides our govornor being a monster on the reg), so I guarantee the writer was chomping at the bit to write something interesting and not soul-crushing.
He also sounds terrible live because his real voice sounds nothing like the albums and all his Facebook posts are just him ranting in caps lock. So yeah, no need to feel bad haha.
Worst big name band I have seen live. If they didnt tour with Papa Roach, who nailed it. I'd be angry for wasted money.
