Maisie Pubblechook: Were I an OK teacher, my immediate reaction would be to order a copy of every "holy book" of every religion I could think of, and shelve them all together.

Oklahoma State Superintendent Ryan Walters issued this memo today requiring teachers in all schools to keep a Bible in their classroom and teach from it as a historical document. (Via KOCO 5 News)

Were I an OK teacher, my immediate reaction would be to order a copy of every "holy book" of every religion I could think of, and shelve them all together.

If that's what makes you just an OK teacher, I'd be floored to see what makes you a GREAT teacher.

The gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4GP...

Flying Spaghetti Monsterwww.youtube.com YouTube video by Doctor P - Topic

A toast to OK teachers everywhere.

But only in the closest to original language version of available for all of them, obviously

The Bible and the Silmarrillion

I'd simply refuse to do it and collect my big check after suing them for illegally firing me.

Ya see, kids, and then the daughters got their dad drunk and had (whispers) S-E-X with their dad! Twice! Now off to recess!

No, you see, it really happened! IT'S A HISTORICAL DOCUMENT!!

And teach them as works of literature.

As an elective.

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