Dr. Rheinheitsgebot

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Dad jokes and beer, the destruction of infrastructure not designed for cyclists, Great Lakes secessionist, Solar Noon evangelist, car puncher. Skeeting from the field of stinky onions.

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My baby just wants to look at me this morning while on the dog walk

Idea: tall cargo bike

Look guys, there's still a few hours left in this day

Life is full of disappointments

This is my schadenfreude

Good morning, skeeters

I guess I'm ready

I just mopped so hard that I broke my mop. 🤘🤘🤘

This is nice

My wrist hurts from hitting that car, but oh man does it hurt so good.

(me after almost getting run over in a crosswalk and hitting the car with my fist) I should get a walking brick

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What I do is lay out five crisp dollar bills on the table at the beginning of a session of the Supreme Court. And every time something I don't like happens in court I take one of those bills away. Justices know they better be on their best behavior if they want that tip.

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I don’t think the official incel vehicle should be going in and out this much

The Cybertruck was released on Nov. 30. Today, Tesla announced it was recalling the vehicle for the fourth time, an impressive rough average of one recall every seven weeks. apnews.com/article/tesl...

For Tesla's futuristic new Cybertruck, a fourth recallapnews.com Tesla is recalling its futuristic new Cybertruck pickup for the fourth time in the U.S. to fix problems with trim pieces that can come loose, and failing front windshield wipers.

THIS LIGHTNING IS INSANE

Behold one of the ugliest things that man can create

My child can sand now

Balconizing

Where would you hide one of the small little tile sticker trackers on your standardish road bike? I'm thinking of throwing it down the head tube or the seat tube

Fun

It's 3 o'clock, post Negroni

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I POOPED AT THE SEANCE

Large house problems: not pooping regularly in every toilet so one might be running and you don't realize it for a long time

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My little brother walked into my apartment and “Celsius and tequila is the drink of the future”

Queen shit

My apologies to the Italians I wasn’t familiar with your game

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As more people arrive on bsky, it seems like the term *skeet* has started to fade. Reskeet to keep SKEET alive.

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🎵Boulé boulé boulé boulé boulé everywhere🎵

Drivers won't change until they fear cyclists.