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Roses are red,
Curry has cumin,
"Cannibalism is okay when a Presidential candidate who isn't Biden does it. Says so right here in my copy of The Federalist Papers." - Samuel Alito writing for the majority in Donner v. Fish, 604 US ___ (2024).
Goddamnit, I forgot about Albert Fish
That's not necessarily a bad thing, to be honest.
RFK, thinking about cannibalism:
What if it was ethically sourced and certified GMO-free?
And not-vaxxed … of course
He did. Dude ate a person.
Cuomo looks understandably skeptical.
Cuomo looks like he wants an invite.
You're probably right. Just out of frame, he has a human finger on a hot dog, about to ask RFK Jr.'s stance on ketchup.
Your poetic license has been renewed.
Would he let Mads Mikkelsen cook dinner for him?
That's a hell of a thing to have on your shirt, Rob.
Well that’s great news! You have to draw a line somewhere.
That’s not what the worm said
How do you think he got them???
The fact that a statement needed to be made feels like it requires further questions
that's what a brain worm WOULD say
Sucks to be him, I'm voting for a president with the guts and resolution to eat a human
Nobody eats humans anymore, because of woke
Wow, I guess this isn't the America our founding fathers envisioned
Have you checked Biden's ice cream cones?
Sounds like something someone who ate a human would say. . .
he may be free off the bindings of common morality but of that shirt collar
I don't know if you'd want me to reskeet this or not.
He watched The Last of Us, didn’t he
rfk jr looks like if cuomo ate human
Cuomo's like, "Uhm... I asked you about taxes."
I’m not going to be able to get that out of my head now. In a good way. T-shirt please? Maybe if we wear them he’ll disappear.
Anything to make him disappear.
this is gonna lose him so many votes
Exactly the sort of thing a brain worm would say.
is it inherently morally wrong to eat a human? 🤔 discuss
It's the hottest valentine trend
Not only did he eat a human,
He did it on Jeffrey Epstein's plane.
RFK is to RFK Jr. as 1968 is to this dumbass year.
What if he became president and had absolute immunity? I’m sure he could spin it as an official act somehow.
That guy on the right looks like he already has. If someone told me zombies are real I'd totally believe it.
my brother was guv'ner
now i'm a sad human
Average Fox News headline
