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To be fair, I think his wife only said he didn't get her wet.

I have not laughed this hard in a while.

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Alt text Two hands clasping unity meme: one black one white in skin tone. Left arm Cybertrukk Right arm Ben Shapiro's wife The thing that's bought them together? Can't get wet. (Please steal this alt text when reposting this meme!)

That can of spam has a wife?

They'll rust.

Also Gremlins???

😆😂🤣☠️👻

@carolghidetti.bsky.social 👆

😂😂

I too think this is unfair to Mrs. Shapiro. At least there’s no expectation that she’d get wet in that marriage.

Third hand for water?

🤣🤣💯

My gay brain first thought "Shapiro's wife is the wicked witch of the West?", then I remembered women get wet when they're aroused. Then I got it. I'm slow, but I got to the party.

Literally spit taked my morning coffee.

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