Me:
I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like, it's got a basket and bells and things to make it look good.
I'd give it to you if I could but it's a hire bike...
You, a carbrain:
get your motor running; head out on the highway
Me, an urbanist who values sustainable transportation:
People, get ready: there's a train a'coming—don't need no ticket, just get onboard
You, a carbrain:
"My pappy said 'Son, you're gonna drive me to drinkin'
If you don't stop drivin' that Hot Rod Lincoln.'"
Me, a railfan who's too far from where the trains go: "Every day I get in the queue (Too much, Magic Bus)
To get on the bus that takes me to you (Too much, Magic Bus)"
Well, I just took a ride
In a silver machine
And I'm still feeling mean
(unclear what metaphorical mode of transportation that is, but it's "antiseptically clean")
Fun story I didn't know the words to crazy train the first time I played it on guitar hero and I was on the vocals.
I basically had to go off the rails to hit the notes on that crazy chain
