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Sometimes you can be proud to be British jacob rees-mogg has to lose while standing next to a guy wearing a baked beans-themed balaclava
Must be embarrassing to be standing next to some prick in a ridiculous costume who treats politics like it's a game.
Probably why he's wearing the balaclava.
Seen on the other website...
An anthropomorphised full english breakfast standing next to the ghost of a starving victorian boy.
Could he not find a bigger rosette? Okay we get it, you're a massive Tory, calm the flip down.
This is the only thing about the election that has made me smile so far, so thank you very much
Anthropomorphised Pencil Jacob Rees-Moog
It’s worth the £500 to get that picture.
Do all the losers get ribbons like they’re placing at a dog show?
No, the party rosettes are standard candidate wear on the night.
I thought his nanny gave that to him for finally learning how to tie his shoe laces after 55 years...
Wild. It’s like if the Democrats and Republicans wore little sashes.
Wait do politicians get ribbons like prize-winning cattle in the UK
(Fighting the urge to post the clip from THE THICK OF IT with Malcolm Tucker shouting "HE'S A F#@KING BALACLAVA!!")
There'll always be an England!
