Midsomer Murders Bot

@midsomerplots.bsky.social

569

Followers

Following

1759

Posts

Run by @mathi-gwithyas.bsky.social
Married to @knittingaunt.bsky.social

Posts Replies Media

A Midsomer Murders bot is found married (to @knittingaunt.bsky.social). Suspicion falls on a small dog named Winston who took the bot home on the second meeting.

A wedding cake is found murdered. Suspicion falls on @knittingaunt.bsky.social

Everything happens so much

The plots for the guests have been printed.

Midsomer Norton’s MP is found thoroughly defeated…. #UKpol

Planning music for the wedding… (Getting married to @knittingaunt.bsky.social)

Visiting Midsomer would be quicker and easier

Reply to

Midsomer Murders Bot

I’d like to report another murder

Reply to

Can't Think of Clever Name

Commas are a good idea generally.

Reply to

Midsomer Murders Bot

Winston’s current status:

🔪🤖🤷

Reply to

Midsomer Murders Bot

She looks fabulous ❤️

Reply to

Midsomer Murders Bot

The lawnmower:

New Midsomer Murder method just dropped www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles...

The manager of a nazi-tolerating social media company is found brutally murdered on his own platform…

Proper “share sheet” to come in the next version, for now the share button simply copies to clipboard.

From the author of ‘git commit murder’: ‘savaged by systemd: an erotic unix encounter’

Jane @austenquotebot.bsky.social gets it:

Britbox knows me. First on the “recommended for you”: Midsomer Murders.

Meanwhile, in Aotearoa…

Elon’s friend is found dead (because he never existed in the first place)