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They're fucking good posts. Uhh... oops. I mean, fine posts abound.
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Coming soon to a grocery store near you
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biden's problem in a nutshell
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congrats to the newspaper that published this on their strong stance against using stolen material for reporting
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Happy fathers day to the robin who bulit a nest under my front porch eave. Insanely good spot for a nest.
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I grabbed one of these on break today cuz it seemed like stepped up cup noodles. It tasted like ass. 0/10 - do not recommend.
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In the two months since the @nytimes.com simpleton in charge of media reporting tried to invent a scandal at NPR the EIC at the washington post quit and the CEO of the Epoch Times was indicted, and nothing has happened at NPR. Why is the times so bad at covering media?
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Because nobody with two brain cells to rub together will say anything, this is the only news there is.
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You better pray this man has no handle
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So far the only person in America buying this appears to be Luke Broadwater.
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Typically psychotic response from Ken Vogel
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This is what my governor's arm looks like. What if i disagreed with him on something. He would simply forearm shiver me into oblivion.
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Google's search AI is a fucking disaster
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"Almost all the sounds in the film will be gun clicking noises."
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I have a couple apps that do that
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My thyme and sage survived the winter in the garden box, they are both flowering. Unpictured, my apple tree is still not flowering in year i think 5. The wildflower seeds from my cousin's memorial also sprouted in mere days i'm pleased to say.
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If u dont think my niece is cute... I will kill u
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There's a giant beam since the window is next to the door but i am going to add some studs under the window just so i can attach the new drywall to something. But i atill have to find the leak!
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Is this normal or was my house built by a fucking psychopath. Took some drywall out to find a leak and this is fiberglass insulation compressed behind glass panes. One stud in an 8 ft span beneath this window.
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KISS MY ASS!!! WHO IS THIS FOR!! WHO FUCKING THINKS SHEILA DIXON IS A WELL OF PROFUNDITIES.
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Well well well. Look who's come crawling back.
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condolences to me for whatever I was going through on August 7 last year that compelled me add this much to my Jimmy Eat World playlist.
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Oh country music is a grab bag of aesthetics and anyone can partake? Good lfg.
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Singaporean container ship Dali