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They're fucking good posts. Uhh... oops. I mean, fine posts abound.
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In pharmacology I had to learn an antiviral drug that my uncle designed at Merck. I asked him if it was the first NNRTI - "it was the first one that worked."
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If im being honest i thought thered be more posts related to Inward Singing/ Kyle Gets Fired From The Band.
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What happened to walking on hot coals. That was huge in the... 70s?
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KG being fired from the band is a longstanding bit.
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I ran over my toe with a pallet jack at the grocery store about 2 months ago and my nail has been dying ever since. I was fully expecting the final pull to be the worst experience of my life - not only was it painless i already had half a new toenail grown underneath!
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Being a fan of lacrosse and converting to catholicism at 29 but still being normal may be my biggest achievements.
Vance is, you guessed it, an adult Catholic convert
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Was this typed with one hand
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I have physically screamed twice now watching Alcaraz shots in this final.
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Who is going to beat Alcaraz at Wimbeldon in the next 10 years. Nobody playing now.
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Alcaraz's lone physical limitation, severe acne, appears to be resolved.
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He also has the most distinct bilateral discrepancy in arm musculature i think ive ever seen in the sport, possibly just down to the fact that he's 21 (jerks off a lot, not testosterone)
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My gut says this will wind up having quite a lot in common with the attempt on Nancy Pelosi and the killing of Shinzo Abe. Complete nuts whose brains have been stewing in conspiracy so long they can't think straight.
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A guy wearing gun YouTube merch takes a shot at Trump the same week the epstein cinematic universe turned on him
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Based off a few seconds of looking at the youtube channel where the shooter got his t shirt i wouldnt be surprised if this was an epstein/pizzagate thing.
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The first promoted video on demolition ranch (for me anyway) is called 'Test Firing a Sawed Off .50 Cal' - this kid has been drinking algorithms probably since before puberty.
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I think being shot will do trump a lot of good. He will walk around on stage screaming "HERE I AM" and shit like that while his supporters jizz themselves in ecstacy. No real thought required, just rage vibes. Right up his alley.
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When trump has to manufacture his own juice he winds up giving incoherent 25 minute digressions on water pressure in toilets. His juice tank has been filled.
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2016 was a juice election. 2020 was a "maybe deciding based on juice is actually bad" election. If 2024 is a juice election we are cooked as a nation.
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The video looks like he was actually shot, i hereby put this conspiracy to rest.
The only conspiracy i belueve is that trump wasnt grazed he was just injured by the secret service
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np: Pepper by Butthole Surfers, for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
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Got my 25 cent bump at Giant for making 6 months, but I also quit.
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I have no thoughts whatsover about working at giant. It kind of sucks, kind of is fine. Ahold does not let them invest enough in full time employees.
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The only conspiracy i belueve is that trump wasnt grazed he was just injured by the secret service
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The speed at which those Dr Ruth, Richard Simmons rule of threes jokes are being deleted right now
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I recently watched The Founder, which wastes a great performance by Michael Keaton with a baffling number of purposeless jump cuts.
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Mark Knopfler also wrote a song based on the book The Founder, making it the rare book to have a "based on" film and song.
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If someone has done a painting based on the book The Founder it will be the most "get the fuck up Pittsburgh!!!" moment of all time in the world of things based on other things
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Maybe they will like us for not sanctioning them
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I think people just dont like stuff that sucks raw dog ass