Mike

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The Times: they love donald trump and they are not sure how social media works.

Ouch

Out on the road today I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cyber Truck It caused the truck to break down And be a total loss The owner posted that he still loved Elon Musk That post got scraped for a dunk on another website It got a lot of likes

Is it just me or did coverage of the senate race fall off the face of the earth once Hogan turned in that 10 point deficit.

South American football is unwatchable. One compleyed pass per 3 minutes of play. These are supposed to be good teams!

Could Trump's inability to remember Project 2025 be a bad sign for Democrats, etc etc. New York Times reactionary bullshit.

Kurt Russell? James Spader? Richard Kind? This film should be called STARS-gate!!

biden's problem in a nutshell

🎶 On the stairs I smoke a cigarette alone Mexican kids are shooting fireworks below Heeey baby It's the fourth of July 🎶

The Dr Pepper version of Mountain Dew, Sun Drop, is still made with Brominated Vegetable Oil despite the FDA revoking Generally Recognized as Safe status for that additive in 1970.

Your Baltimore Orioles are in sole possession of 1st place in the AL East.

Brazil looks fucking terrible. This era of brazil is not just not among the global elite they arent even good.

In Hackers the crime that Zero Cool commits is causing a 7 point drop in the DJIA by crashing a computer at a Wall St bank.

okay, look. we beat COVID. we have a good economy. the Orioles are outstanding. murders in my city are dropping like a rock. um. nobody has personally punched me in the face recently. most people are not in immediate jeopardy of dying. ahhh... everyone still agrees on the order of the alphabet.

hmm. I don't remember the movie going like this.

I live in a country with two things: The Rule of Law and a Soccer Team that can Beat Uruguay. And i'm all out of the rule of law.

Colombia is already through with 6 points, but with a win tonight they can turn Brasil into scoreboard watchers - something that they would probably enjoy as much or more than winning the entire tournament.

boiling the earth so Google can make its search engine tell people to drink pee

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. (AP) — Google falling short of important climate target, cites electricity needs of AI.

The camera angles at Arrowhead are a little disorienting but i also like seeing that much of the field.

I live in a country with two things: The Rule of Law and a Soccer Team that can Beat Uruguay. And i'm all out of the rule of law.

Joe Biden: the New York Times is trying to get you fired and the Supreme Court just ruled you can kill people at will with no consequences. Act accordingly.

As of today Virginia officially requires proof of insurance to register a car. Congratulations to all who celebrate.

Feels like the garden of eden out there this morning

I appear to have the same haircut as Jordan Pickford.

I would live to see what is whooshing around the cranial cavity of someone who thinks that eight weeks from now Gina Raimundo will be the Democratic presidential candidate.

National pundits are doing their level best to manifest a world in which Kamala Harris does not exist

Lotta content about sock length on the garbage apps.

You could drink the air out there right now

June 27: the day of The Lottery June 28: the date on the tape when the guy at the end of Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job says "abso... lutely!"

When the Hawk Tuah girl is 36 she will support the death penalty for people who make movies with gay characters.

RIP Martin Mull. He's down at Barney's Beanery... in heaven.

I have been granted a tab at the bloody bucket 🙏🙏🙏. Had to grind for this.

People have had 30 years to make a better music video than Sabotage. And they have not.