BagelTechno (Life Aquatic Mode)

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Sauci Lawboi. Orioles . FSU (normal)
Baltimore --> Philadelphia

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I have been reading The New York Times for decades. I applied to work there more than 30 years ago. But now I read Joseph Kahn's statement that the paper has offered "full and fair" coverage of President Biden, and that is enough, more than enough. I have canceled my subscription.

no ac and a big fan running; do miracles upon my body, washington dc union station uno pizzeria 🙏

i feel a washington dc union station uno pizzeria visit in my future (opulent decor and boomin macros)

there’s a guy in the line for the train with a shirt that says “calico” on it, so you just know that he gives

friends texting photos of their gyms leads to me emailing said gym to learn about their foundational lore and/or history (normal behavior)

SPLISH L A S H

it was disgusting outside at 4:45 am this morning, which means that it will be hot soup air this afternoon- all my hydro homies better stay hydrated 🤌

it happen again

they did not heat the pool this morning

July 4th: ̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶r̶a̶t̶i̶f̶i̶c̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶D̶e̶c̶l̶a̶r̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶I̶n̶d̶e̶p̶e̶n̶d̶e̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶S̶e̶c̶o̶n̶d̶ ̶C̶o̶n̶t̶i̶n̶e̶n̶t̶a̶l̶ ̶C̶o̶n̶g̶r̶e̶s̶s̶ www.youtube.com/watch?v=H58v...

Kendrick Lamar - Not Like Uswww.youtube.com Kendrick Lamar “Not Like Us”Directed by Dave Free & Kendrick Lamar Production Company: pgLang / project3Executive Producers: Kendrick Lamar, Dave FreeProduce...

no grill, but still got a burger and coke (fernet branca x coca-cola, a "fernandito") on july 4 💆‍♂️

july 4th is for discovering fernet things around town 🦦

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You can’t even say Akin is a good clubhouse guy. He’s a shitty person with the vibes of a rain soaked pouch of Red Man. There’s zero reason to keep this racist right wing fuck on the team. You think it’s a coincidence his number’s 45?

WESTBURG DONGER WE'RE BACK, BABYYYYY

orioles please DFA this chinless maga fuck immediately

KEEGAN AKIN GET THE FUCK OFF MY BALL CLUB

bad vibes for the orioles to let an aspiring insurrectionist pitch on july 4

july 4th is for discovering fernet things around town 🦦

"no drug for you today, atreides" i scowl while walking past my cat and the closet he knows to hold our household supply of tuna gogurt (for cats)

This Kind Of Smart, Walkable, Mixed-use Urbanism Is Illegal To Build In Most American Cities

Artist Hitomi Terasawa drew a meticulous cross-sectioned rendering of Hong Kong's infamous Kowloon Walled City before it was razed in 1994. Now we have rare scans revealing the inner workings of the labyrinth-like metropolis. www.thisiscolossal.com/2024/07/kowl...

Roberts will gleefully write something like "the most basic concepts of agency theory, and the immunity enunciated under Ratfuck v. US, Slip Op. 23-939 mandate that we extend that immunity to agents acting in their official capacity at the behest of the President"

There is also every reason to think that this court will expand Trump v. U.S in his second term to extend immunity to those doing his bidding. I.e., “Our holding in Trump v. U.S. demands that government officials be able to enact the will of the executive without fear of criminal proceedings.”

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#MACTION

the best part of the college football dynasty mode reveal is that Clemson has MAC patches on their uniforms

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if elias is also seemingly unlikely to move mayo for pitching help can we get a few Chayce McDermott starts to see what we have there asap, at least a contending team doesn't need to see another cole irvin start

JAVY LOPEZ *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

#MLB #MVP #2005

i guess the small upside to Cal joining the ACC is that I can make more John Yoo jokes now idk

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hard to believe but the 2024 number one hot summer jam is Bubba Sparxx's Ms. New Booty

[Rent the musical singing voice]: 1 Million hundred ninety-three thousand two forty-eight dollars; 1 million hundred ninety-three thousand moments so real; 1 Million hundred ninety-three thousand two forty-eight dollars; how do you measure, measure a deal?

$1,193,248.20.

very big news for me, a lifelong 76ers fan. let’s go sixers.

FROM WOJ: Full ESPN story on All-Star Paul George landing on a four-year, $212 million max contract to join the Philadelphia 76ers https://t.co/PotbwJENbT

Tweett.co FROM WOJ: Full ESPN story on All-Star Paul George landing on a four-year, $212 million max contract to join the Philadelphia 76ers https://t.co/PotbwJENbT

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{standup comedy show} See, there’s two types of guys. No, seriously — you all know this! You got your “the universe tends toward chaos” guys… and then ya got your “the universe tends toward balance” guys