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lord help us my mother has started lurking on the interwebs and reading the things the youngs say and last week I had to explain what AFAB stands for and 3 days ago she asked what the C in ACAB stands for and I have found out she told my dad that I explained to her ACAB is Assigned Cop At Birth fml
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About a decade back, I was home on vacation, in the kitchen, innocently making myself a sandwich. Mom: "Oh, I heard something on NPR I was hoping you could explain!" Me, thinking it'd be a LotR/D&D thing: "Sure!" Mom: "What's a 'safeword'?"
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I explained dental dams as STI prevention to my mom at age 17. Seared in my memory forever. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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I had to define "boner" for my mom when I was 13. My 13 year old brain searching for the biological term. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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