lord help us my mother has started lurking on the interwebs and reading the things the youngs say and last week I had to explain what AFAB stands for and 3 days ago she asked what the C in ACAB stands for and I have found out she told my dad that I explained to her ACAB is Assigned Cop At Birth fml
About a decade back, I was home on vacation, in the kitchen, innocently making myself a sandwich.
Mom: "Oh, I heard something on NPR I was hoping you could explain!"
Me, thinking it'd be a LotR/D&D thing: "Sure!"
Mom: "What's a 'safeword'?"