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Everyone take cover. The congress to only fans pipeline is starting
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I don't want George Santos nudes
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They’ll probably be someone else’s nudes
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I don't want that either tbh. (Do I even want it less? Yeah, I guess?)
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I have confidence that Liar Liarson will choose nice nudes
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We can finally bring back the term "sexual congress".
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Marvin Gaye's finest work.
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The possibilities are making me laugh so much it hurts
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Kimmel will be his first subscriber.
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Place bets, who's the next one?
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Got 5:1 odds on Ted Cruz
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He better name his account Chuck ASSley
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Looking forward to James Comer yielding to nominative determinism. Though I assume his will be more humiliation kink.
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Wonder if he'll team up with Rachel Dolezal...
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No please lord no
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But it would be so on brand for Hellworld.
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Hopefully this will push age-limits into the national political discussion.
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Wow, imagine being able to directly message a Nobel Prize winning astronaut, cardiologist, and Olympic athlete though!
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Finally he’s joining a respectable profession
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Ted Cruz redemption arc incoming