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Jess

@mirrorman.bsky.social

Just a guy with some cats and chickens that wants to talk to you about some things.
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I wonder what his stage name is?
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Waiting for the power company to finish re-stringing the electric line at my neighbors so I can start work without the power going out in the middle of a job:
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The donor class is BIG MAD.
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What an amazing coincidence!
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I think he is really down. He has never had anyone hate him enough to try to kill him. Also the poll numbers are not showing any kind of big bump for him so he is sad that even "taking a bullet" won't get people to like him.
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Maybe I actually did drown in Mexico when I was younger but they resuscitated me and unfortunately I had been without oxygen too long and I have just been in a coma for 30 years and my brain is breaking.
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I think after nearly being legit killed, this gambit may have lost a bit of its luster to him.
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Love how the weather people just start making names up for shit now. "We had a big dorito t-storm go through Illinois last night. This on the heels of a haribone front that went through the southwest earlier. We can expect more of this in the future since we are in the el tropical perro season..."
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Reposted byAvatar Jess
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everyone knows who he is, who Biden is, the state of affairs by now, we've all been living in this hellscape since 2016. the election, per usual, boils to down to a handful of states and which base has the most motivation to suffer the inconvenience that is voting in this country. act accordingly.
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He's scared that someone actually tried to kill him. Never been in real danger in his life and it drained his battery.
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Welcome my son, welcome to the Oligarchy...
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In the world of people like J.D. Vance, if the grift requires you to sell out, the solution is simple. You sell out.
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It wouldn't surprise me.
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Uniting the country is just saying the words "unite" & "uniting", not really doing anything that would unite people. I'm going to try this method with paying for things at the store by telling the cashier I'm "paying" for the items in my cart as I walk out the door. So much paying. The best paying.
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Hi am am paying you in this digital money. It's REAL digital money. On the interwebs. It's like money, but digital. Digital money. I have billions of it. Right here on my digital money machine.
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We used to be a proper country.
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Much bleeding Very Shot Wow.
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The Quaker Oats guy is just John Goodman in a wig wearing a hat.
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I was going to say "flamingone" but you got in ahead of me with this one.
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Lots of "Stop being mad at me for being mad at you because you are mad at me! I have a right to be mad!" on this webzone.
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Czechia. They are called Czechia now.
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Fucking soft ass people putting me on a block list shows they can't handle the bants.
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I hope they all get sand in their shoes.