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@crewless.bsky.social

Nerd. Occasional filmmaker. Part-time musician. Devil Dinosaur fan. Mayor of Simpleton/King of Wishful Thinking.
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that little dude is a mighty warrior
You didn't know that you needed a picture of a tiny frog riding a giant beetle, but now you do.
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Good game w/ @555sss.bsky.social today! Vulture Cinematrix No. 112: Jul 16, 2024 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2560 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...
Cinematrix No. 112: July 16, 2024vulture.com Can you name a Stanley Kubrick movie with a two-word title?
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Marc Andreessen and Ben Horowitz to every woman, LGBTQ+ person and immigrant who works in tech: you’re disposable if doing this makes us even more money
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Y’all. Unless it comes down to 100 votes in one swing state, a Trump coup 2.0 isn’t going to be any more effective than Trump coup 1.0.
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I'm getting fed up with people who are already giving up IN JULY
every day I feel like I'm losing my mind as people look at a statistically tied race where one guy is a felon with deeply unpopular positions who ALREADY LOST THIS EXACT RACE and are like "he is 100% for sure going to win"
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“Respect the free market!” “So we can drop all these non-compete clauses in our contracts.” “Not like that!”
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JD Vance, 2016: "Trump is America's Hitler" JD Vance, 2024: "I humbly accept the nomination to be America's Himmler"
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Looking forward to seeing Trump, etc. defending Menendez.
Remember, if the government can obtain a conviction against Bob Menendez for taking bribes and stuffing gold bars into his closet that he was given for working on behalf of a foreign government, there's nothing stopping them from indicting you for the same thing.
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Remember, if the government can obtain a conviction against Bob Menendez for taking bribes and stuffing gold bars into his closet that he was given for working on behalf of a foreign government, there's nothing stopping them from indicting you for the same thing.
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Today I published my 300th (!) “Marvel Time Warp” post! (“Marvel Time Warp” is my retro comic book blog/newsletter.) marveltimewarp.substack.com/p/warp-three...
Warp Three Hundred!marveltimewarp.substack.com Treasuries, digests, Power Records, and X-Men!
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New commission: a Muppet version of John Carpenter's THE THING featuring Kermit, Gonzo, Beaker, and a Yip-Yip! Mixed media on 9 X 12" watercolor paper. #MuppetMonday
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If you want to donate to candidates who 1) will spend like 0.1% of a presidential candidate and 2) are doing their best to win, these 6 state legislative campaigns need donations the most right now app.oath.vote/donate?p=tsp...
OATHapp.oath.vote Your one-stop-shop for political giving
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Happy #Highlander 2 day to all who celebrate! July 16 2024! Sadly I'll be driving most of the day, but I'll at least be wearing my Shield Corporation t-shirt. How will you be celebrating?
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In the immortal words of James Baldwin, "It's not on us to cool it."
Decade after decade of stochastic terror, gun rights fervor, & the foment of conspiratorial thinking by, from, on, & within the right, & yet it's somehow DEMOCRATS & the LEFT who need to "calm things down" or "lower the temperature?" Nah son. We *been* calm, and quite fucking cool and collected. …
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I’ll take “People Voting Against Their Own Interests” for $100, Alex.
From widow of rally shooting victim Corey Comperatore, Helen: www.cnn.com/politics/liv...
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Trump-Vance isn't designed to win over more voters, but ensure the next coup attempt proceeds more smoothly
The Republican Party has nominated a man for Vice President who says he would have ended American democracy if he’d had that role in 2021. abcnews.go.com/Politics/jd-...
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(And with authors at least, if you can't afford their work, you can just get it from a library, which is good for you (the book itself is no additional cost!), good for the author (libraries pay for books!), and good for the library (they're being used and justifying their budgets!). Libraries FTW!)
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Trump uniting the country.
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There is never any shame in using the library, and much benefit in doing so. They are the closest thing to an unmitigated social good that we have in these United States, which is why the hard right is gunning so fervently for them these days. A world without libraries and librarians is a poor one.
My book-buying budget is not what it once was, which is precisely why I’m using the library more. It also gives me the opportunity to read books that I’m not sure I want to add to the home library (not that there’s a lot of room to do that anyway).
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Flashback
WSJ this morning. lol at the last bit. "Leaders on both sides need to stop describing the stakes of the election in apocalyptic terms. Democracy won't end if one or the other candidate is elected. Fascism is not aborning if Mr. Trump wins, unless you have little faith in American institutions."
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A-fucking-men.
This’ll never make me a regular on msnbc, but people should be ashamed to admit they support Trump. He is a hideously bad person proposing to enact a vast expansion of cruelty and human suffering. The erosion and collapse of social sanctions for supporting someone so indecent is a big problem.
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This’ll never make me a regular on msnbc, but people should be ashamed to admit they support Trump. He is a hideously bad person proposing to enact a vast expansion of cruelty and human suffering. The erosion and collapse of social sanctions for supporting someone so indecent is a big problem.
*sigh* Time to find a new sticker manufacturer.
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bouie singlehandedly forcing this site to implement features that make it usable for anyone with more than a few hundred followers
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BACK INTO HELL (1993) Acrylic on Watercolor Board - 30" x 20" Like everyone else in the world, I was aware of the epic piece Rich Corben had done for the first BAT OUT OF HELL cover—so my first feeling was a sinking one. 1/5