"People tell me I have the best farts. I don't know! But people tell me. They say, 'Mr. Trump, your farts are so loud! They're so stinky! Nobody has farts like these.' I don't know what to tell you, folks, it's just what I hear people say. 💨💨💨"
If Noel Casler is right - that Trump has no bowel control, and has to wear a diaper at all times under his clothes - then it's possible the lawyers may be picking up on an aroma far more pungent than the mere passing of gas.
So… take a journey with me here. What if - and this really is just a ‘what if’ right now - the 45th President of the United States dies peacefully in his sleep, farting himself to death during his criminal trial?
How does history class cover that one?
