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@montanathebitch.bsky.social

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DM me your secrets, I won't read them

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you hear that losers im actually goated and a vibe
@heavenbabyx.bsky.social I'm literally mad once a week at how underrated you are
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y'all are truly not being vigilant, man wearing helmet is not a joke!
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@heavenbabyx.bsky.social I'm literally mad once a week at how underrated you are
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I wrote this at the beach with cotton candy ice cream in my other hand. why do I be this way? just enjoy life you fucking psycho. this is such a dumb post with zero likes. was it worth it? the no attention? grow the fuck up tana
in Canada milk comes in bags because we care about safe sex
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the more democrats tell me Biden is powerless to stop the atrocities happening during his term, the more I'm convinced president is a fake job like landlord or stockbroker
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got double charged at therapy, so they told me what I did wrong and how to fix it
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how do you, as a landlord, justify making us pay rent as well as electric, gas, water, trash removal? you’re a piece of shit dude like fr
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in Canada milk comes in bags because we care about safe sex
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you guys think she's lying?
Oh I follow your other account! Don't worry I'm not mad at you
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Mr. Beast is too on the nose for a movie villain name
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I actually saw Mr. Beast vote republican down ballot in 2020 because he loves tax breaks, but he has a trans friend now so he's just voting trunk without putting the X on the other stuff cuz he won't commit his efforts with how much his time is worth to the blue man group anymore
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if you allowed people to name themselves at 18, the most popular name on earth would be Mr. Beast Rulez
when you give adults the freedom to name themselves, they never pick "Lisa" or "Cheryl" or something, they pick Juniper Sunrise or Belgium
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when your card declines at therapy so they show you your first skeet
I love two things, money and possession
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uh oh, I'm doing loopholes again!
if you catch me listening to Man With Helmet, just know things are taking a turn. I only listened to half of it last night. stay vigilant.
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your friends are in the group chat they made without you right now talking about how they're so mad at you
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I buy CD's semi often cause the radio and Bluetooth and broken in my car. picked up Good Kid Maad City for 50 cents at the library sale on Tuesday
When did you last buy a physical music CD and what was it?
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the most pilled out pupils I've ever seen in my life
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How about we stop slut-shaming women, and we start shaming men who don't eat pussy 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
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If you didn't thank a slut today, for being a slut, you're the problem. You're slutphobic!
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THEY DID A FUCKING TEENS REACT TO A 15 YEAR OLDS CRY FOR HELP?? HELLO?? SHE KILLED HERSELF
remember how hilarious it was when a 15 year old girl was blackmailed with nude photos, and bullied about it until she drank enough bleach to kill herself? wasn't that a funny meme? "that was so long ago, it was a different time" it was the same year the first avengers movie came out.
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you don't know who you are, but you're a fucking weirdo and I don't respect you or your opinions, you're at the core a person with ill intent who uses social justice as a shield from criticism while you criticize whatever you want from an ivory tower. you are a shapeless body of bad vibes
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sometimes it feels like Drake fans want Whitney to have been abused
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nightmare blunt rotation: 1. me
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When Drake's entire premise for his first diss track was "Push Ups" mocking Kendrick's splits in Euphoria Kendrick calls him out on it and drake immediately drops the angle he predicated his entire attack on, never mentioning it again
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the girlies are fucking fighting on here, and I do not understand
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@bunnyloveerin.bsky.social you haven't shown up on my skyline recently, just wanting to let you know I'm not mad at you, and I do like you. big fan of yours!