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DaffyPussy🫦

@montanathebitch.bsky.social

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this is the problematic joke I referenced at the end
I am a staple of the community, I need to have a spotless record, except all the times I said a slur, or bullied someone, or got in a month long argument with a debate fetishist, or said that thing that implies Asian women are in tentacle porn more often than any other demographic
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the most pilled out pupils I've ever seen in my life
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was I abusing my own self esteem? so much for comedy being legal
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the chivalry an 8 year old boy feels walking up to this bitch in the mall with a quarter you found on the ground, ready to treat your mom to whatever she wants.
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how do you think these guys are doing now? no looking them up
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for a while I got a baby toothbrush that was shaped like a banana to chew on, that also doubled as ambient teeth cleaning
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10 damn Canadian dollars
should I go to the local burger restaurant, or skip meals?
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this is why I'm voting for him
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we got to it simultaneously, don't let anyone fool you into thinking I dunked on rem
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wild that the domain communism.com is available. what's more wild? the price
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men joking about the article: haha, she turned black and blue. wow, I wonder what color she saw. let me put this into Photoshop and get the exact hexcode to solve this issue once and for all. The article:
that is not where i expected this sentence to end
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once again I'm being silenced for presenting new ideas, calling Kendrick Lamar a fan of tenacious D
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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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88 minutes
Give me your pick for a double feature screening, where the only theme is the same runtime. 85 minutes here.
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pusha t bullying airfrance over their font pops into my head once a week, and it makes me laugh every time.
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why does he email like a highschool emo “Taking a break from everything ❤️ Only txt if u care….”
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just in case you were having a good day