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There is a species of fish that lives in the buttholes of sea cucumbers. Sea cucumber buttholes developed teeth to keep them out. It didnt work.

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Happy Shark Week 2024! Shark programming on TV can be pretty...umm.... let's call it "hit or miss" when it comes to factual information 😅 Do yourself a favor and follow some shark biologists this week, like @curlybiologist.bsky.social, @sofishtication.bsky.social, & @melissacmarquez.bsky.social!

My heart: I'm lonely 🥺 My brain: talk to your friends then My heart: *feral anxious hissing*

Making donuts

I'm doing the infamous donut tutorial on blendr (3d animation software) and I'm so charmed by the fact that animators have to go in and lovingly handcraft flaws on the things they design because flaws are what makes something more real. 🥹

Just had to turn down the chance to finally play True American because I'm sick 😭😭😭 My heart is broken

This. Some of you wait very loudly and in ways that are super uncomfortable to read as a survivor of abuse.

My personal feeling is that in cases of sexual assault "I'm going to wait to see what else develops" is a fine, but if you loudly announce that what you're seeing is inadequate and not enough and should not be believed by anyone, that's not waiting to see what else develops.

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As a side note, I wish someone would love me despite my obvious flaws as intensely as Marylanders love their flag.

Congratulations to @bsky.app, which just passed the six million users mark. That's roughly the size of the population of the great state of Maryland. Please have some cake (crab OR Smith Island, or both!) to celebrate!

Are there any good comedy feeds on Bluesky? Especially for sketch comedy folks? Or comedy writers?

Can the US import this guy as the new King if we're so insistent on having one? Can't be worse than our current options.

NEW KING JUST DROPPED

Y'all know you can wait for more reliable sources to drop info on this Gaimen thing without LOUDLY and CONSTANTLY talking about your doubts on a platform where people who dealt with similar predatory grooming by "good nerd men" can see you, right? Doubt all you want but shut the fuck up about it.

I am wounded that this did not turn me into an overnight pop sensation while I slept. Guess I have to keep making more extremely stupid art until that happens.

BEHOLD whomst among us hasn't had a sensual erotic dream about the Duolingo owl

Rae on Instagram: "This is my greatest artistic contribution to society. Love you, Duo. You've taught me nothing about language but everything about how a girl should be treated. Song by: me (made...www.instagram.com 6 likes, 0 comments - raeisanerd on July 4, 2024: "This is my greatest artistic contribution to society. Love you, Duo. You've taught me nothing about language but everything about how a girl should...

I turned my greatest banger on here into a song.

Fine. I'll do it. I'll fuck the Duolingo owl.

Rae on Instagram: "This is my greatest artistic contribution to society. Love you, Duo. You've taught me nothing about language but everything about how a girl should be treated. Song by: me (made...www.instagram.com 7 likes, 0 comments - raeisanerd on July 4, 2024: "This is my greatest artistic contribution to society. Love you, Duo. You've taught me nothing about language but everything about how a girl should...

BEHOLD whomst among us hasn't had a sensual erotic dream about the Duolingo owl

I am working on the single stupidest thing I may have ever made and I am delighted

I made a music video.

Rae on Instagram: "This is my greatest artistic contribution to society. Love you, Duo. You've taught me nothing about language but everything about how a girl should be treated. Song by: me (made...www.instagram.com 0 likes, 0 comments - raeisanerd on July 4, 2024: "This is my greatest artistic contribution to society. Love you, Duo. You've taught me nothing about language but everything about how a girl should...

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I am working on the single stupidest thing I may have ever made and I am delighted

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I am working on the single stupidest thing I may have ever made and I am delighted

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Hey. The fragmentation of the social media landscape has been hard on indie #scicomm 🧪 projects So if you'd like to follow a podcast that's enthusiastic about #linguistics, could you check out @lingthusiasm.bsky.social? And if you think your followers might like to, could you give this a repost?

It is me

Remembered I had saved this from somewhere and thought @panic.gay and anyone else working on creative things might appreciate it…and maybe I should try to remember it myself:

And within five minutes I'm working on something that is, at the very least, cracking me up. Magic.

I appreciate the dopamine boost, friends. 💖 Feeling a little more inspired to make some real shitty art tonight.

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When I worry about making bad/cringe art, I pull this tweet up and reread it.

Oh sweet I can pay off my student loans. Thanks, random stranger!!

One of the main things that told me back from my artistic goals is that I'm too scared of making bad/cringe art. I said a simple goal for today: make as much cringe art as I can. Not to share it or show it off, just to prove that I won't die. Sadly I just sat around and felt weird instead. 😞

These colors don't run 🫡

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All the fingers sacrificed every year on the fourth of July give power to the AI Gods. Be careful with your fireworks this year, y'all. We cannot afford to feed them.

The only professional I trust for the job. Any job. Doesn't matter the job.

This sounds like a job for Captain Isopod

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