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Montrith

@montrith.bsky.social

Too online for my family, too real for my online.
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My favorite picture of Chubby Checker:
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We always wrote it slanting to the left. Looks like either a T or a weird I to me.
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Just in case time zones made people miss it, here's again the photoshopped picture for the band of the nutty Zionist Christian prophet (his definition not mine) whose book I removed today from our collection and who also wants to represent Finland in the Eurovision.
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I found one of his photoshops. Did I mention he also aspires to become Finland's representative in the Eurovision Song Contest?
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When I was in Helsinki I visited "local market" situated in a shopping center and there was an artist's booth there that sold these absolutely adorable accessories etc. I mean, look at these things, how cute are they! Got myself a pair of earrings. They have website also at kiserinn.com
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When you leave the bathroom door open...
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Removed the terrifying Ti-Ti Bear musical sing along book from our collection, so everyone please pray that the demons held captive inside it don't get out and come looking for revenge.
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The greatest achievement of Ayreon is actually not his music, but the fact that he has convinced so many metal top stars to go on stage wearing something like this.
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Got some new snacks from the Japanese store I've never tried before. These ones are a hit: Ni Hao peach candy. Highly recommend if you like peach flavor.
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As promised @the-imposter.bsky.social here is your Boss Baby donation.
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Forgot to post a picture of my temporary coworker. She's a bit shy and quite possibly high on drugs, but we forgive her because she's cute.
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We have a winner! The only Blu-ray disc in our small rural library is, indeed, Boss Baby! Our winner is @the-imposter.bsky.social so please let me know your charity of choice and as soon as I get my next paycheck I will donate 50€ to them.
Boss Baby Left Behind 2 Gigli Battlefield Earth
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Uh, sorry to doubt the genius technology behind Google translate, but I'm fairly certain this isn't right considering the context.
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Here it is. The most dumbed-down, simplistic, worst way to explain the situation in the Middle East to the stupid, STUPID people living in the 21st century. An emoji chart.
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No R2D2 what have you done!
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My sisters gave me a bag full of Asian foods that also just happened to include my nemesis. Will I be able to claim the victory this time? Probably not, but I'll give it a good try!
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This time on Phantom Skeleton Painting: Lin Banxia doesn't appreciate the help he's getting for some reason.
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Don't be fooled by those innocent eyes, she's looking around trying to figure out the fasted way to get from 0 to muddy before I have a chance to stop her.
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Sometimes I feel bad when the library has to remove books from their collection. Some other times? Not so much.
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I can't draw, so when it comes time to introduce my dwarf bard to a new party I just whip out a picture of Noora Louhimo and say "This but with red hair".
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Lol okay apparently that AI music creation site that recently got popular is asking people to pay for a premium version in order to get the rights to their "own" songs. EXCEPT. AI derived works are still not copyrightable, so even if you pay them you still don't own shit.
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Duncan "Donuts" Idaho. Some of my favorites.
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Oh no she's never done this before! I can't feel my legs but I also can't move, because she's very skittish and this is the first time she's been willing to sleep next to me.
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Headline: "ChatGPT beats humans in a creativity test" Contents: "We had ChatGPT evaluate the results..." In other words, they made up a "creativity test" with ChatGPT vs humans and then declared ChatGPT the winner as judged by... ChatGPT.
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Here's one transphobic asshole for your block list everyone.